Is there any part of Carrie Fisher that wasn't filled with cocaine in 1983?

Maybe she named the poor kid after the Mortal Kombat character.

The Sith Code, from Knights of the Old Republic:

Sigh. Hey, asshole nerds, stop being sexually harassing and assaulting creeps, OK? And I bet some of them will go back and whine about how unfair it is that none of the women want to sleep with them because they're such a Nice Guy, while women are only attractive to jerks, not realizing that no, they are the…

OK, I thought I was a nerd, but at least I don't know that thing's name.

But will they bring back anything from the original 70s/80s Marvel Star Wars comics, which included a freaky bunny guy who used to hang out with Han Solo?

Especially now, it used to be that it might be impossible to find a copy of a game once it became older and discounted but now everything remains available for download on Amazon, Steam and other such online services so you don't have to worry about whether the local stores will still have it in stock.

My games of this year been Skyrim, Lego games and the Mass Effect series. Um, I've been unemployed and can't exactly afford new games, or have much of an idea what's available that I'd enjoy if I could get them (other than the Wii U and new Mario Bros. / Kart).

Another one of us! Though I'm actually studying for the bar again, after moving to California which doesn't have reciprocity. And has one of the three toughest exams in the US.

Alcoholics can still get a job.

Can't we assume she'll just be playing Xena? After all, she was revived briefly during World War II and so could come back today.

"Lindsay's a combative, entitled princess"? I should hire someone to kick your ass for that!

He hasn't had any actual power in a long time, just worked as a talking head on Fox "News", which helps. Also, he comes across as amiable and friendly, as crazy as he is he's not obviously crazy most of the time; he's also one of the only Republicans to act like he cares about class issues, talking about wanting to…

The "seventy years" really tells that Lesterson must, in fact, be mentally deficient, as seventy years ago the President was Franklin Roosevelt, who is tied with Abraham Lincoln for the title of best President in American history.

George Bush isn't President anymore. And it's not 70 years, but 150, as he was the worst President since James Buchanan.

Very much so; in 2012, about a million and a half more people voted Democratic in the House elections, yet the GOP managed to win 33 more seats, thanks to the gerrymandering.

It is kind of refreshing when one of history's most evil figures actually looks the part.

Jabba is totally Rush Limbaugh.

Maybe, depending on how the FBI investigation into her possible violations of campaign finance law turns out.

But we did manage to elect one of them back in 1960.