They would also have to install their own phone or cable lines though; the infrastructure requirements for broadband are why the local phone and cable monopolies are normally the only options for ISPs in any given metropolitan area, unless you want to go back to dial-up.

Now can Netflix create an interface that makes it easy to browse through their library, instead of only having the most recent releases show up in each genre, so that you have to search for anything else?

He's definitely been mentioned in the comments a bunch; don't recall if he's ever been mentioned in the articles, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was.

"The first eligible reader to solve the puzzle for the first book and
find the key will win $500,000 worth in gold. Frey says the prizes will
get bigger with each book."

Hey, they regularly give out free movie and event tickets (for Chicago), isn't that enough for you?!

My most recent concert was actually Weird Al; when my girlfriend decided to drag me to the California State Fair last year, and I saw he was playing one night, I insisted that was the day we'd go.

The Tasmanian wolf. Too bad they're extinct; fuckin' Australians.

Of course sports teams don't exist to win championships; they exist as a way for billionaires to make even more money, normally free money since if they ever want something that takes investment like a new stadium they just extort the city into paying for it.

How else will you know if a pretty white woman goes missing or is suspected of killing her baby?

You mean you didn't feel simmering sexual tension between Paul Reiser and, um, that other guy, with the beard?

What about Kutcher? He got a giant salary to replace Sheen, even though after That 70s Show ended he only remained famous because the tabloids were obsessed with his (former) marriage to Demi Moore.

I thought that was what the Q was for, "queer" as a catch-all for other non-normative sexual identities. But people kept adding after that.

It's just nice to see someone take time out from their usual past-time of defending the rights of racists, misogynists and homophobes to defend the robber barons.

We've already got the gulag, it's just down in Cuba to avoid that pesky Constitution with its pesky rights for the accused.

Don't forget my former Governor Tom Corbett! Luckily it looks like he'll be out on his ass in November.

Sure, North Carolina's crumbling infrastructure may lead to shit-infested water, but getting the resources to actually fix things like sewers might require slightly raising taxes on the wealthy, which is the worst thing ever, so that's just the price we gotta pay.

And after that are apparently the Disney and Nickelodeon channels. As someone who doesn't give a shit about sports, and does not and will never have children, it would be nice to be able not to pay for those, especially living in an area without antenna reception thanks to a combination of mountains and NIMBYs.

He's a highly trained fighter, but without super strength like Cap; instead his actual superpower is talking to birds.

Bring back teen Tony! - said nobody, ever.

We've been getting pretty much constant proof of that for the past six years.