I can't think of two people I'd like to see interact on screen less than Lea Michele and Ashton Kutcher. My own personal hell.

I honestly don't see what the big deal is with Dr. Who. The family I nanny for watches it all the time and I've yet to be able to get into it or feel compelled to watch more of it despite the fact that my love for sci-fi shows/movies would suggest otherwise. Not to mention that Matt Smith might be the most…

I read a short non-fiction piece in college about a brother and sister who start boning done when she was 11 and he was like 14 or 15? Plus it went on for a while.

Writer 1: Uhh, I'm running out of steam. Hmmm, how about Deb wants to fuck her brother?

Regarding the ECT: I don't think it was too on the nose to mention memory loss as a side effect. I would imagine a lot of people don't know much about it except for what they've seen in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest and Requiem For A Dream. Most people still call it electro-shock therapy. I also think Saul was…

I would think people usually don't go through metal detectors when exiting a building, only entering.

It was the only way. That was the point/theme of the day. Drink enough to make the JP sequels look like masterpieces.

I was being facetious.

On Sundays it always Good Wife -> Homeland -> Dexter. However, tonight it was Drinking -> Jurassic Park -> Drinking -> Lost World -> Sobering up -> Half of JP III -> Homeland -> Dexter.

Travis's scene with the Cheerios was sexual and violent.

People still watch Jay Leno?

My biggest snub? Michael Shannon for best actor in "Take Shelter". He best be gettin an Oscr nom, like a bauose.

I think I love you.

I couldn't even pay attention to the first 20 minutes. I was too emotionally paralyzed from the Homeland finale.

Well, I meant that hypothetically. With all the mistakes Dexter's been making, is it really out of the realm of possibility that he'll fuck up killing Travis too? The idiotic thing is that he's cocky enough to take the risk.

Because "Hello, whore" was absolutely HILARIOUS.

Can we get the ball rolling on a Dexter-with-the-seven-heads-painting meme because it's the fucking stupidest looking thing ever? Or perhaps a "hello, whore" meme. Or a Gellar-in-the-freezer meme. Either way, the internet needs to embarrass this season even more than it already has itself.

I can't think of two people I want watch interact less on the silver screen together than Lea Michele and Ashton Kutcher. I'd rather be waterboarded.

Tobias may be a terrible therapist, but he IS the world's first analyst/therapist, or analrapist, if you will.

I've been rewatching s4 and it's like a completely different show. The voice overs certainly weren't the worst fucking thing ever invented, like they are now.