HE'S DEXTER'S REAL FATHER!!!!

I want to put a pie in Heather's face.

well now I feel like an asshole (to the below comment…for some reason I couldnt reply)

Well, she looked rough for 70. Just sayin. My dad is pretty close to 69 and looks at least a decade younger.

My dad isn't yet as old as that old bitty, but he texts more than a high schooler. I refuse to respond to them now and just call him directly because I'm so done with texting>talking.

I'm 24 and never been in love nor had a boyfriend, but pretty much couldn't stand being a virgin anymore and just decided to get it over with. I can't wait to experience true physical and emotional intimacy, but I'm really glad I'm not a virgin - it got really blown out of proportion and started to define who I was.…

If they're going to go there, they've got to commit to full on penatraysh.

Bad sex is disappointing, but bad kissing is horrifying. The first time I ever made out was in high school, and it was so bad that I didn't do it again until college because that's what I thought making out was always going to be like. Luckily when I got to school, I started binge drinking every weekend and…

I thought I might have been gay in high school because I didn't like any of the guys at my school. Then I realized it's because high school guys are just gross in general. And then I realized I like guys and dolls. Wanky wanky.

So, are Deb and Dexter gonna make out or something? Because that's what the preview made it look like. They are in Florida and they aren't technically related, soooo….

There's always a place in my heart for Jordan Catalano

I called Mrs. World's Worst Therapist giving birth to the Antichrist from the first episode. Because it's been done a thousand times. Pretty much as predictable as this season of Dexter. At least Dexter has the excuse of being on it's sixth season.

So…How rockin did Padma's boobs look in that black dress? *whistle* Smmmmmokin!

I think we all know that this entire series is in the dream of an autistic girl.

Yeah, I was wondering if Gellar and Harry were going to hang out and talk shop. EJO can talk about "Selena" and the other guy can dish about Kim Cattrall. "Man! J.Lo was so-o-o-o young! What? Dexter's doing something? Who gives a shit?"

The library at my school turned the lights off when it closed and then turned them back on twenty minutes later for some weird reason. If you just waited it out, you could stay and finish your studies without anyone bothering you or seeing you. No cameras. That's how I was able to pull so many all-nighters and how so…

Not to mention a sister-in-law murdered by the same serial killer as her old-ass boyfriend. I mean, REALLY. What are the chances? I've only dated one serial killer so far - if I we're on Deb time, I should at least have two dead parents, three dead pets, and have dated six coworkers.

^This

The Golden Gun.

These are the same writers who…wrote this season.