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Holland Oates
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Man, I was pretty bad at reading this year. If I can knock out that literary legend "Halo: First Strike" by the end of the year I feel like Master Chief will be proud of me.

What do Nazis have against feminazis? Are we that divided, people?

Which part of this article about morons protesting a Star Wars movie based on a lie was unprofessional?

First you track down Nikola Tesla and convince him to build you a cloning machine. That sounds difficult, I know, but there's tougher stuff ahead …

I was right with ya.

Nice job.

O'RDLY?

Forget it Jake, it's LV-426.

But Hicks told us we're leaving and, from his tone, didn't seem like he wanted us spending time getting cake to go.

There ain't no lobos.

According to D.C. Comics, yes.

Yes.

A mobile wall! Think about it!

You've met? Small world.

Is the AV Club just gonna let Jost off the hook with that jokey headline?!?!

This has been bugging me all day, but Rob Lowe just popped into my mind. IDK though.

Who would have a band that's friends with Alia Shawkat play their party, but also hang out with bikers? Hmm.

Was Kristin Wiig the first Whoville native to become a big celebrity?

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