"Well who's gong to eat all these pizza rolls?"

Belson doing the Leatherface chainsaw dance at the end of the sleepover episode. Very welcome.

Hombre's pretty good. Check it out, people.

I would read any comic I bought at least once on principle. But then I know how to handle a comic book. I tried to teach you but NOOO, you had to play Little League.

And the violence. You forgot to mention the violence.

Just look at that adorable smile up there … I declare three more seasons of TRUE BLOOD for all! Huzzah!

It's been so long since I saw the classic seasons in syndication that I don't even remember what was cut.

That's bad.

Definitely top 700,000.

Don't do that to me, man. The kid who played Beast I can deal with. Not this, not this …

You're saying Loose Meats lost the thread?

I'm all lost in the online car market.

No hog?

I say it because I'm literally too old for the shit in question, which isn't as fun.

"I'm getting too old for this shit." — lawyer specializing in plagiarism

Amen.

The reason the finale of S1 was such a point of contention wasn't just because we got no resolution on the case. It was also because the season leading up to it — outside of the 2-part premier and maybe the ep. where they drive around a bunch — was an absolute chore to get through.

"Must all these films end the same way, with a long and loud effects
reel? And must their villains be such epic bores, such stiff agents of
stoic malevolence?"

McG, you got fucking something to say to this prick?!?!

Where was this when I couldn't find the "Bastiiiile Day" clip online the other week?