He's just a cute doggie. Cut him some slack.

The preferred nomenclature is "Who?"

Squish, plop, it's the sound of da police!

Imogen all the people …

PUNKS NOT DEAD

No-scoping like a boss!

It's available On Demand on the good 'ol telly, too.

Ten chicks at the same time, man.

I could see people sticking with the books, etc. even after leaving the games behind. "Never played the game", probably not. I'm sure they wanted to expand to non-gamers with "Forward Unto Dawn" and expect to reach even more with Spielberg's name attached to a show.

I assume that means people who read the books, comics, and who watched the animated anthology and live action miniseries (and who will watch the Spielberg show). But yeah, it sounds pretty silly.

I think Reach might be the best campaign, actually. And if you make your own Spartan a woman, then the lead character is female.

I don't know. Review makes it sound like a grilled cheese.

We all have stories …

There are numerous perfect encapsulations of "kid logic" on this show. Add to that list the daughters being upset at the choice of babysitter, despite the fact they'd already be asleep by the time she got there.

I definitely took the Blake story as total BS to get w/ the waitress. That it it could be born of the run in w/ Leo's character is just perfect. I'd give C.K. credit that that could be the case. I'd also give him credit for simply running over similar (sort of) ground in his own writing.

I don't think it was important to this episode. But in his defense, the flowers were a bit more noticeable this episode for me, too.

Eh.

The seas will run red … eventually.

Good call to remove it. It was gone by the time I read this and I think the article was handled nicely.

Cock rings! Cock rings! Cock rings!