Who watches the Shit Watch?

What about actual spurs?

RAPE ROOM!

Reviews can be a window into the reviewer's mind. See also: Adams didn't watch this until he read Guy Maddin liked it.

Huh. I don't recall her being in that movie at all. Time for a rewatch, I guess.

You had me at "Melanie Laurent is adorable …"

After hearing what my friend had to watch while flying to Japan recently, this seems like a good option for flights.

Killbot didn't mention that he just returned from a retreat where he learned to be more judgmental.

I didn't even notice who wrote the review when I read it, but he noted the two things that stood out when I saw the trailer: The grating bits with the parents and the labored non sequitur remarks of turtle boy.

I can see not wanting to trample on the people in your row a second time, but they'll get over it. Or, if you really don't want to do that, just leave.

The Dodge Daytona is such a preposterous car that it's kind of awesome.

I get a newsletter. I don't remember ever signing up for it, but there it is on my doorstep every couple of months, full of info on the newest dance moves.

I'm just glad he found his way out of the supermarket.

Not if Kurt Warner has anything to say about it!

"I am a 25 year old powerlifter"

It' so when your kids scratch the crap out of the Blue Ray (and you start to go insane when the movie keeps freezing), you have a backup.

M A D M E N

That wouldn't have been a problem for "West Philadelphia born and raised" Will Smith.

"Football? What's a football?" — Joan's baby

"Groovy."