I can't believe we've collectively forgotten so fast… no mention of
Halo 4: King of the Hill Fueled by Mountain Dew ??!

…what's the word?…

That was just a tribute.

My two kids, 6 and almost 4, love to watch this show while we're making dinner (it comes on at 6 on Teletoon here in Montreal).  I kind of enjoy it for myself, but I really don't know if I should be letting such little kids watch it… There are a lot of creepy and/or scary moments, like one of the first ones they saw…

Please don't tell me that they have "The Tilted Kilt" in your area. And if so, I hope your area is up by Watertown, NY, because otherwise that scourge is spreading.

For the record, I was being sarcastic about the "nice" jabs. I should have said "vicious", I suppose.

Yeah but the mysterious blue squiggly underline is even worse.

Patton Oswalt himself is going pretty nuts about this on Twitter…

My asshole heckler behavior as a teenager was, when confronted with a crappy opening band, to enthusiastically yell "One more!!" after, say, the first or second song of their set. In the manner of requesting an encore, but actually just telling them to hurry up and leave.

"Your Majesty is like a stream of cat's piss."

"Your Majesty is like a stream of cat's piss."

Du kannst nicht sprechen Deutsch aber mit dem Arsch-Wäscher angeschnallt gewesen ist! (my attempt at the "fake German" post style… did I get it?)

Du kannst nicht sprechen Deutsch aber mit dem Arsch-Wäscher angeschnallt gewesen ist! (my attempt at the "fake German" post style… did I get it?)

The Bell is back, everyone! The BELL is back!

The Bell is back, everyone! The BELL is back!

Sorry, lost you there. Who's the noob upon whom you mused?

Sorry, lost you there. Who's the noob upon whom you mused?

Whereas Shaggy, my God, what a goof. He truly is 2 Dope. -y.

Whereas Shaggy, my God, what a goof. He truly is 2 Dope. -y.

Tangentially related: My brother works in an emergency room and they had a guy come in with unexplained chest pains. Turned out he had a dead mouse wedged up along his ribcage. He claimed not to know anything about how this happened.