Tangentially related: My brother works in an emergency room and they had a guy come in with unexplained chest pains. Turned out he had a dead mouse wedged up along his ribcage. He claimed not to know anything about how this happened.

@avclub-8a62933a98429348f2a09bbbb8b2ea3e:disqus Not actual, non-flushable baby wipes, I hope? There are flushable "fresh wipes" that break up at some point after being flushed, so your toilet won't explode.

@avclub-8a62933a98429348f2a09bbbb8b2ea3e:disqus Not actual, non-flushable baby wipes, I hope? There are flushable "fresh wipes" that break up at some point after being flushed, so your toilet won't explode.

Make that COUNTLESS treasures!

Make that COUNTLESS treasures!

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus OK, I'm curious: Why is it objectionable/racist to note a humorous pronunciation of a notable line in a movie? Why is this worse than, let's say, if I quoted Schwarzenegger with the spelling "Ah'll be bahck"?

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus OK, I'm curious: Why is it objectionable/racist to note a humorous pronunciation of a notable line in a movie? Why is this worse than, let's say, if I quoted Schwarzenegger with the spelling "Ah'll be bahck"?

I had a birthday party at home which required a fair amount of preparation, so not a lot of pop culture. However, I did finally get back to watching some Community (I am only at the start of season 2 so far… yes I'm that out of it) and I saw the Halloween episode for the first time.  This scene about the cat in the…

I had a birthday party at home which required a fair amount of preparation, so not a lot of pop culture. However, I did finally get back to watching some Community (I am only at the start of season 2 so far… yes I'm that out of it) and I saw the Halloween episode for the first time.  This scene about the cat in the…

FUN PRANK: when they are closing your grandpa's casket, throw in a photo of an interracial couple so his soul may never know rest.

FUN PRANK: when they are closing your grandpa's casket, throw in a photo of an interracial couple so his soul may never know rest.

Hmm, the story cited here is from an English-language magazine published in Korea, so they've probably got the translation more or less right.

Hmm, the story cited here is from an English-language magazine published in Korea, so they've probably got the translation more or less right.

I totally agree on the freedom of speech angle, but your comparison only works if Toby Keith is being invited to the Afghan equivalent of the White House or something.

I totally agree on the freedom of speech angle, but your comparison only works if Toby Keith is being invited to the Afghan equivalent of the White House or something.

I just went and listened to a Dick Morris clip (predicting Romney's landslide victory) and he sounds nothing like the one 70-year-old Jewish lesbian I know. And he sounds even less like her 65-year-old Italian-American partner.  But maybe the comparison is clouded by the fact that he doesn't have a thick New Yawk…

I just went and listened to a Dick Morris clip (predicting Romney's landslide victory) and he sounds nothing like the one 70-year-old Jewish lesbian I know. And he sounds even less like her 65-year-old Italian-American partner.  But maybe the comparison is clouded by the fact that he doesn't have a thick New Yawk…

The correct answer is that Britta > Annie, but the statistics professor that Jeff dates briefly in season 1 (I think?) is about 20 times more attractive than either of them.  Incontrovertible proof is easy to find: http://bit.ly/YAzS0M

The correct answer is that Britta > Annie, but the statistics professor that Jeff dates briefly in season 1 (I think?) is about 20 times more attractive than either of them.  Incontrovertible proof is easy to find: http://bit.ly/YAzS0M

I think the universe is trying to tell you something.  Something SEXY about non-electric kettles.