One washes itself. The other doesn't. It just doesn't!

They did a TV movie of Umney's Last Case on Nightmres & Dreamscapes starring William H Macy.

They did a TV movie of Umney's Last Case on Nightmres & Dreamscapes starring William H Macy.

I'd really like to see an adapation of "The Jaunt".  I don't know if it could be a whole movie but I was hoping it would have made it into the Nightmares & Dreamscapes TV anthology.  I'm glad that they did "The End Of The Whole Mess" though.  I think it ended up being a better "movie" than a story.  It probably didn't…

I'd really like to see an adapation of "The Jaunt".  I don't know if it could be a whole movie but I was hoping it would have made it into the Nightmares & Dreamscapes TV anthology.  I'm glad that they did "The End Of The Whole Mess" though.  I think it ended up being a better "movie" than a story.  It probably didn't…

You could maybe make an adaptation of The Running Man where either it's an alternate history 1980 or, it's in the future, after a global disaster and technology took a 100-year jump back (VHS tapes, mail, etc.)

You could maybe make an adaptation of The Running Man where either it's an alternate history 1980 or, it's in the future, after a global disaster and technology took a 100-year jump back (VHS tapes, mail, etc.)

!!!SPOILER!!!

!!!SPOILER!!!

Bang, bang, bangity-bang. Bang, bang, bangity-bang.

Yeah, I'm done with Star Wars until I can get a Blu-Ray (or at least anamorphic widescreen DVD) release of the original movies, untouched by the "Special Edition".  Until then, I'm downloading the fan edits that are just fine with me.

Never really liked Victoria but, I sure would like to lick the frosting off her cupcakes, if ya know what I mean.

Never really liked Victoria but, I sure would like to lick the frosting off her cupcakes, if ya know what I mean.

Mmmmm… titties.

[SLAP!]

Gears Of War 2 Review?
Granted, the review should be roughly two words long ("It's awesome"), but it would still be cool to read about it. Thanks.

Totally. I watched it bootleg style and, up until the last 20 minutes or so really wasn't scared at all. Then things got interesting. Very interesting.

2 Piss Pants In 1 Night!!!
Freddy Rumson's was funnier though.

Don's Cocktail Napkins
I could be wrong but I think it said "Any excuse to get closer" which makes it all the more desperate and bordering on misogynistic. Maybe Don does hate women. He definitely looks down on them.