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an open sore of a show
This was one of those shows that, even as a child, I found to be appallingly bad in every respect, and yet I could not pry my eyes off the screen while it was on tellyvision. Sorta like when you have a bad sore or cut in your mouth and even though it hurts, you just have to keep tongueing it

This American Life did a fascinating story about this a while back:

Great Movie
Errol Morris really does seem to have a knack for making his interviewees open up to the camera. He also does a great job of keeping his presence behind the camera so unobtrusive that it feels like you are right there in the room with Randall Adams or Sergeant Beefsteak or whoever. After watching Fog of

How exciting!
After all those years of cruel sports/entertainment deprivation, now Jaycee Dugard can finally witness a Tyler Perry movie on the big screen, proper like!

If you don't know by now that the killer is the ponytailed Professor of Philology (played by Michael Carradine), then I shouldn't have told you.

if anyone's interested, i'll be projecting hand-drawn images of Charlemagne forcing his walrus moustache upon hapless peasant velociraptor maidens at the YMCA on Broad Street at midnight this Saturday.

what's so stupid about oxycontin for anal?
back in my day on the Row, you'd be lucky to get half a tab of Ibuprofen for an anal savaging.

having done the job myself and done it exceedingly WELL, i have to say that i think stephen baldwin would be a hot mess of a fail as a pizza delivery man.

what what?
paleoconservatives write fan-fiction narratives about Charlemagne seducing vulnerable velociraptor virgins?
yes, please.

As a person of earth…
I am keen to hear more about his upbringing on Jupiter.

what a mug!
He is my favorite Fratelli of all time.
Right after Joe Pantoliano Fratelli and Sloth Fratelli, esquire.
When I think of The Mr. Davi I can't help but picture him in a striped shirt, blue jacket, hands on hips, holstered gun in tow, expressing dismay at the actions of some rogue cop. He is backlit by

I'll buy that. If only more people were fanatical about him for valid reasons like those, instead of because of his nice smile and colorful bumper sticker portraits. That's all I was saying.
The whole outpouring of emotion after the election was a little much; you'd think we had elected Jeezouse Christ himself judging

how can it be?
can a park be halfhearted? i am trying to picture such a thing.
and "sweetly queasy"? like a cream cheese apple pie, i guess.
the movie sounds worthwhile, thanks for watching it for me.

yes, i have a problem with sloganeering and sacrificing any truly progressive principles you may have once held in order to gain the presidency…bitch!
if he had made more speeches about the fine points of his tax policy, rather than just reciting poetry that sounds like it was written by a 14 year old girl, sure, i'd

yes we can change hope!
indeed, i admire the president (elect)'s staunch pro-change stance. even though he had to weather fierce criticism from all quarters for championing change, i once learned in my community college philosophy class that change is an inevitability for everything in existence, whether it be the

this is upsetting.
it took me a long time to finally admit to myself that "liberal" minded people can have their intellects paralyzed by sentiment and naked appeals to emotion, just like our mouth-breathing conservative brethren. hope hope hope, change change change, yes we can! why don't we just elect people based on

i have heard better sonic appeals to nationalist fervor
and i've picked better anthems out of my anal fissure.

the precious poo of the puerile
eating the turd leavings of babies, even in effigy, is considered indecency with a child in 43 states.