Based on my experiences in small 'merican towns, there is a lot of drinking and underage sexing. that and the indians will steal copper from homes. either or really.

My father was a teacher, his father was a teacher…

I don't know, Jorge Von Salsa is a very un 'merican sounding name. You aint one of them there Mexican'ts are you?

Domino's is great pizza, at 3 on the morning. any time other than that and the box tastes better. I am afraid to try it because I may like it, but I probably won't.

didn't the VHS of strangeland have Coal Chambers "Loco" video at the begining? I have an idea for a new article, actors that are pretty good, but have been relegated to absolute shit films. I nominate Jean Reno for the first one. Anything with LucBesson, Ronin, lots of arty French stuff. Now he plays stereotypical…

I thought Borders was where you went to to buy expensive books. I hang my head in shame…

No, I'm just sayin I enjoy seeing cartoons that are clearly a reflection of their time. Still, nothing beats the Mammy character from the Tom and Jerry cartoons. Besides, I laughed at that joke, and I have a dose of vitamin M in me, so there…

Agree with The Quirk. I' watchin them with the spawn right now. Iestion of guess I will finally be able to test the theory that they are violent and…violent. if it starts chasing the cats with a pan or rolling pin, or becomes incredibly racist. I just saw Foghorn Leghorn state, and I quote "He's so dumb he thinks a…

Bronx Mowgli?

Also - That is a terrible defense of Stallworth, if it was supposed to be that. a human life, in my opinion, is still worth more than a dog. I am not defending Vick, I just think the two reactions were pretty much the opposite of what they should have been.

new commercial
sorry to threadjack, but has anyone seen the new taco bell commercials?? The Taco Bell Drive Through Diet. Is this what 'Merica has come to Sweet baby jesus! someone please tell me this is a joke….

Is that before or after he kills the drifter in order to get an erection?

Middle Eastern Rock
Tasha - You need more Middle Eastern Rock?? I know a guy…just saying. However, the Black Hawk Down soundtrack, "Leave No Man Behind" kills me every time I hear it.

Good call on the new Prodigy album. Too lazy to look up the name, but the one that came out after Fat of the Land was essentially Fat of the Land 2. Invaders Must Die brings the thunder. As for Ladytron, 604 and Light & Magic were the purest electronic records from them while Witching Hour and Velocifero definently…

Best Footnote in the book
When he had other titles his book should have had. The best one, Tell me how my book tastes. That had me laughing more than it should have.

Scott, The Bulls suck, but I would be more than happy to trade barbs about whose NBA team is superior. I'll start with with this, the Spurs have Duncan, Parker and Jefferson starting, Giniboli and Mason coming off the bench, assuming they all stay healthy this year, who in the west, other than the lakers, can beat…

When does Cousin Sal make an appearence on this site?

How did he get Coana?
was he not doing anything that day? I know he does the commentaries for the earlier episodes, and I would like to think he would have at least known what this guy was about, maybe, I have no idea how those things work. I have no intention of reading this based entirely on the fact that he calls…

teadoust - You know who else finds this weird and unfathomable? YOUR MOM! Yeah, thats right.

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