I thought Ann Coultur would be a TILF. Shes a man baby!

Is this converstion really happening? I thought MILF was pretty self explanitory, seeing as the biggest requirment was that you would be a mother that someone would endeavour to procreate with. Or not…

Whats the deal with child exploitation?
Lindsey lohan turned out ok. Her mother clearly has her best interests in mind.

or he turned into a robot like in the moonwalker game. shooting lasers is pretty boss…

Mr Strait
For the love of god…do not badmouth Mr Strait!

I desperetly want to make love to a schoolboy

OH MY GOD! I do not have time for you!

Kurt Cobain is A Sell Out
Cobain would have sold out by now, probably around 2000-2001 at the latest. The self righteousness and "Damn the man" only lasts for so long. The way things are now, Nirvana would have broken up then reunited and signed a deal with Live Nation to do a world wide Reunion Tour. For those that…

This should be a new column
I have had a few opportunities to meet random celebrities throught the USO, though never the A listers. They always sign stuff and are generally nice, but I almost never get stuff signed because I have no idea what I would do with it then I would feel kinda bad if I got rid of it.

I agree, this seems like a stretch. Is Brit-Pop next?

The city is awash in the ejaculate of the homeless!

ZMF
So ZMF is doing next months review, given that SLAYER OWNS ALL. I'm sure other robust proclamations will ensue.

Wither Sunshine 2?
Maybe the sun gets its revenge for its violent awakening and tries to destroy the earth. But, only Tilda Swinton can save us. Really, Alex Garland and JD? I love Alex Garland but this sounds like an absolute shit "reimagining".

I will only respect him if he uses a pen. Anything less and I would be disappointed.

Mmmm…
I sure could go for a delicious Subway sandwich!

KotH nails the little things about small town Texas. I say that in the most loving way possible. Bonus points for the episode with Willie Nelson and his shitty looking autograph.

I recant my previous statement, Goose is right. I knew it was some off the wall number that was still a lie because it was technically a US aircraft that attacked them.

Not to Sound Like A Nerd…
But the MiGs mentioned, MiG-27s I believe, do not look like they do in the movie. The MiG-27 is real, but it is really a ground variant of a MiG-23, the MiG with sweeping wings. Furhtermore, the MiGs depicted in the movie were actually US F-5s. Yes Top Gun turned me from aircraft nerd to…

I will say that, as far as most military women are concerned, it doesn't matter if there is a ring or not. God help the weak willed during a deployment.

I submit Road House and Dirty Dancing as the Swayze movies that all other Swayze are derived from.