@ caplock:

Jesus Christ approves of lesbians, vampire hunting

Vampires are pretty awesome
If I understand the novels correctly, Lestat was pretty gay in them. Not fey like in the movie, but straight gay. It's been a while since I read the books, but wasn't Nicholas his main vampire squeeze in the book? Are those the lessons that we want vampires teaching our childer, that its ok…

Faithless
I love the tracks she does with Faithless. Her records are pretty good, but she seems to have a voice that sounds better when they are her backing band if you will. kinda like Mark and Tom sound better in Blink-182 than in their new bands. For the record I know there is real punk out there, but I care not.

I was under the impression that he actually walks door to door to spread the good word. I hate those fuckers, but i would let Prince talk to me for hours about the Lord.

sorry, i lost my faith in humanity years ago. articles like this don't help.

S&M jesus tried to make the holes bigger

well played, i love the spurs but they are pretty shitty rite now. that being said, i absolutley hate the red sox. they win 1 world series and all of the sudden they become the yankees, what is that about. with all that being said, i enjoy the college football atmosphere the best. not only do you get the bcs…

whose up for some starbucks?

if i say ZMF 3 times into the mirror will he appear?

McMahon & Tate
isn't that bewitched?

i was afraid of that. no it means shaking the bejusus out of his tiny 8lb 6oz body.

sorry, that position is taken by your mother

i always find that shaking them shuts em up

Things like this
Make baby jesus cry.

i think he was tapped out by the time he had a legit interview.

only if i can be your number deuce

deadspin??
i notice that the av club is running a lot more sports stories this year. based on my observation it has gone from 0 to about 4-5 recently. what gives? i'm all for it, it just seems odd seeing sports related material on this site.

lord running clam:

fuck that noise. just yell louder and speak slowly, thats the way a real american communicates overseas…