six flags
i worked at a six flags for 2 summers as a ride operator. one thing i learned is that everyone checked their common sense at the front gates. i don't know how many times i was cussed at b/c someones child was too short to get on the ride. a lot of the times i let it slide, but on the more extreme roller…

by meatlocker you mean gym, right??

he's not that bad looking. thats his "come with me to my dungeon and watch me do card tricks" face. you should see his "the gov't is making me tell you about megans law and how it affects me" face.

ill turn one hundred dollars into….ONE HUNDRED PENNIES! in other related news, the analrapist business card has to be one of the funniest visuals i have ever seen. it it so lowbrow, but goddam its funny.

the basement of your moms house? yew, your mom jokes never get old, in my neck of the woods anyway

or they're sending prince over, i like that choice better

i forgot to add "thats my white momma" thats where artie lange sold me. "cabana chat" was also pretty funny, but like most funny skits that was on like the first or second season.

the one with the man child stewart was pretty decent, but, suprise, it got old after a while as well. i do think bobby lee is pretty funny in whatever skit hes in. i know it is cliche to see a man in drag, but every time he is connie chung i have a good laugh.

i like how she tries to defend it by saying it is sandwiched between euro deathmetal, like that makes it ok. all of the music i am ashamed to enjoy never makes it to my ipod, lest i be publicly shamed.

as long as they don't pretend to be 15 year old girls soliciting me for sex, then we're ok.

honest music, are you serious? what, if anything would make them more hones than o-town or the backstreet boys or others of their ilk? i suppose you think that LFO was pretty serious when they were crooning about girls that wear ?A&F…

really, kinky friedman? as in kinky friedman and the texas jewboys? well played. i stand by my original assessment….

are you insuating that they like human meat??

isis, are you a damn dirty hippy? inquiring minds want to know

kids these days
kurt would be so proud of him

TICKLE FIGHT!!!!

i tried to audition when they had tryouts online. alas no callbacks. alex trebecks mother must have been busy that night.

Youd be suprised

Trebeks moustache makes me feel very cromulent

when he was man of the house