I went to see Thrilling Adventure Hour live on Friday night. They were fucking awesome. The cast for that are all a bunch of saints as they spent most of the night talking to a bunch of crazy fans. Also, I shook Paul F Tompkins hand and nodded to Scott Adsit.

While the law enforcement set up they have is confusing (Sleepy Hollow doesn't have a Sheriff, it has a police chief) the biggest WTF for me is that they list the population of Sleepy Hollow in the pilot as being nearly 200,000.

Both?

I'm naming my kid that (boy or girl) just so I can be sure they will try to avenge my inevitable defeat at the hands of some Italian.

But will a gay Captain Marvel get them off their tractors?

"Other than the pedophilia Mrs. Lincoln, how was the date?"

Yeah, didn't touch that. Just tickled her HDMI slot.

I taught your wife a little something about her input souce last night Brad.

Peter might drink boved wine (he likes cheap coffee and deviled ham) but Elle never, ever would.

GET A SHOT

I don't think he's broke. If you notice, he didn't even bother trying to sell the chickens to get the money back. While he said it was a "goodly sum" he didn't care much about the money, just the woman who took it.

She was too good a character to be wasted on one and a half scenes. I hope she comes back in a couple weeks to wrestle Raylan/Rachel and… I'll be in my bunk.

Did you like Argo?
What
Did you like Argo?
Yeah.
Well I got a Producer's Guild award, how do you like them Argos?

Well then I guess I now I have to support Hamas.

Maybe sell your house in Cleveland and stop going to that summer place in Newburgh.

That was one of the best/most obvious scenes this show has ever done. "Tall guy I love yo…" BOOOOOM complication arrives! "Ello there, aren't you a lovely bit of alright"

Samwise and Frodo have a relationship straight out of that Woodhouse episode of Archer.

Here's a drinking game - take a shot every time Matthew ends a conversation with a pained look and eyes darted to the side. In this episode alone you would have to knock back about 7 shots.

Well, it is kind of creepy to have your adoptive dad pressuring you to get in a jacuzzi.

That's all well and good, but I'd prefer getting to a woman's mysterious bottom.