That's all well and good, but I'd prefer getting to a woman's mysterious bottom.

I agree Jean-Luc. No Rum trade? Then get the fuck outta here.

PBS had a documentary on him a month or so ago and yeah, almost every single roll (except maybe the time he played the President) is just him playing a pretty similar version of himself.

I now hope that Bates simply has more and more indignites hurled upon him, like the Rickety Cricket of post Victorian England.

We don take kindly to gentlemen round ere do we my old son!

I hope the season finale has him limping out of prison a free man, then he starts to walk normally and we see flashbacks to when he killed his wife, rammed the Titanic into an iceberg, brought Spanish Influenza to Downton, poisoned the Turk AND dumped those chickens on the floor.

I feel a little ashamed, but that's kind of hot.

Hypochondriac sex is less fun though.

Didn't the pants magically change size?

It's Adam and Steve not Adam and Eve!

In all seriousness, this has been the worst and best year of my life so I'll give it 4 stars.

In all seriousness, this has been the worst and best year of my life so I'll give it 4 stars.

I'm not sure which episode I'd pick (maybe the half season finale), but I think Covert Affairs put out several top notch episodes in the first half of this season. If there's a "best improved" category, that show deserves a mention.

I'm not sure which episode I'd pick (maybe the half season finale), but I think Covert Affairs put out several top notch episodes in the first half of this season. If there's a "best improved" category, that show deserves a mention.

GodDamnit!

GodDamnit!

That twist is so fracking crazy that it makes me want to see it. They should have gone all out though and turned the 3rd act into another Bourne movie, with Damon chasing Jim in a thrilling car chase through Utica, and then beating him to death with a diorama.

That twist is so fracking crazy that it makes me want to see it. They should have gone all out though and turned the 3rd act into another Bourne movie, with Damon chasing Jim in a thrilling car chase through Utica, and then beating him to death with a diorama.

It's what homeless people live under Aurora.

It's what homeless people live under Aurora.