My comment is a bit late, but I agree with pretty much everything in your review. Knowing Issacs as only the Nazi Englishman in The Patriot, I thought he did a very good job here.

"Guys, guys just hold up for a second.The Zombies aren't moving that fast. I gotta knock out 3 sets of 10 reps on this high bar and do just 100 crunches. Just 100, I promise."

I genuinely liked this episode. Though it goes without saying that most of the dialogue was dumb as heck. Everyone else has covered that. I hope we can go at least one episode this season without someone praying and meditating on the nature of God and whether or not he loves us despite the fact that he sent a bunch of…

By "odd duck" I assume you mean "cluster fuck".

Yeah, I got that one. I'm guessing it's pretty common but it's tough because you know it's pretty probable. I don't expect my fear of 75 foot tall spiders to come true any time soon.

Chiarello was a bit of a putz on Top Chef Masters, but I know he can cook. I have to believe he has better chops then Beau (who I only know as a guy yelling at people on Worst Cook) and Robert (who I mostly only know as a guy who yells at designers on Restaurant Impossible and shows someone how to fry a fish once in…

It's not really the same thing, but their was a Star Trek Deep Space Nine novel that took place early in the series. It featured some kind of alien race who were dressed all in black and carried around machine guns.

I didn't see the episode, but I must say it was a vivid recap.

I remember that Garfield cartoon really freaking me out. We had it on tape and watched it several times and it always struck me. I can't remember much of anything about it now, but I know it scared me as a kid.

Dennis, Dee and Charlie (I can't remember one for Mac) have all been prepared to kill someone several times in the show. Dee and Charlie were quickly preparing themselves to kill and eat that guy (great bit), Charlie has picked murder as the first solution to his problems several times with  Dennis and Frank. The best…

He played a Marine in the shoulda been better Battle: Los Angeles.

He's got a Lazarus pit on his private Island.

With one or two exceptions the judges on Chopped (and really every other show on the whole network) are the worst people in the world.

A couple of days ago on Chopped, one of the judges was deeply offended that some contestants dessert tasted so good, and there's too much of it!

Like you, Lassiter has possibly become my favorite character. Ever since "Lassie did a bad, bad thing" I think the writers have been trying to find ways to integrate him more in the stories and not just have him standing on the sidlines scowling at Shawn.

I think a show with Tim Allen in drag working as the Secretary of the Interior arguing against the 1% for 22 minutes would be a blast!

"Local relative of famous cartoon knows disturing amount about ancient moral standards on age of consent"

He was kind of a pedophile.

I'll never forget where I was when I first saw Unforgettable.

Maybe drugs and alcohol aren't the tools for a better life that  I've been lead to believe?