How did you get your hands on my robbery/family drama script! HOW!

Then someone (Kirkland?) must come along after everyone writes their scripts and crap up the dialogue.

"that's a fine weapon, and i'll bring it back in good shape"

Darabount was certainly around for when this episode was written, probably even when it was filmed.

Yeah, exactly. It seems like McElhenney doesn't really know why people in real life get fat like that over a short period of time. I know that game!

"Drugs! I choose drugs!"

Back in the Wrestling episode I thought they were going to start turning Cricket into a more and more capable, yet scarred, figure until he became more or less a Batman super villian that the whole gang was terrified of.

"Come on over to Wyoming Baked Bird!"

According to wikipedia, Mineo was stabbed in the alley behind his apartment by a guy who had been robbing places in the area. So. I'm not sure it's because he was gay. Ryan Murphy just might not be the best source of historical information.

Blackadder: What about you, Darling? How are you feeling?

You heard about Pluto? That's messed up.

There aren't even 25 FUNNY shows airing on tv, much less FUNNIER shows. And the only funnier hour is American Horror story.

It is true that How I Met Your Mother has ripped of alot of Barney plots. Like the episode where Marshall sings or the one with the Threesome Belt.

Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

I'm sure this will be a Barney subplot before the end of the season.

We need to shut down the Fed, cancel all student loans, raise taxes on bank tellers and have oral sex for peace right now, man!

It's a good enough joke to be made twice.

Like the last 5 minutes of "Crawl Space".

A couple of the people treated in the the hospital were of different ethniciites.

When the big scary black lady showed up at the 20 minute mark with feathers in her hair I sprained my eyes from the force of rolling them.