I was scrolling down to see whether someone had already mentioned Neutral Milk Hotel. I'm just now starting to get into them.

It's the same smug sarcastic tone that permeates every single one of O'Neal's stories, for sure. How do you trust a writer like that?

I don't get the cartoon hate. I have a friend who couldn't understand why his girlfriend was crying at the end of King Kong, saying that it was just a CGI gorilla. Well, yeah, he is, but the characterization is what makes a scene emotionally affecting. That has nothing to do with whether the film is live-action or…

Yep. She's the toe-sucker, I believe.