No they are not, GeoGreg. They're underrated hotties…kinda not kidding.

my best friend's first crush
was on Star Trek-era Shatner. BFFs 4 Life!

Ah, Jonathan Brandeis: quality American litigator AND he was awesome in "IT."

sizzlers
Van Sant's film in a nutshell:

comics
Sure, Luke Perry came and went (why didn't you call, Dylan?) but my enduring fascination has been with comedians. My tender young womanness was emerging at the same time when Comedy Central (or The Comedy Channel or Ha!) was chockablock with standup specials and standup clips shows and SNL was very quotable. …

That was awesomely understated, how he asked if they could split the check and then proceeded to outorder her by at least 300%.

…"

did he say
"McCain't get away from yoooooou…

you best fear and respect
…the office manger.

I liked it, Fancypants—I shall not assassinate you for it would get this new century off on a bad foot.

Moses E. Herzog and Kerri Kenney? I'd see that.

Yup.

I'm bustin' out the Rocky box set tonight. Btw, I've never watched Rocky V as I'm told it will make me turn on everything I love about the first four.

The correct answer to my question was "Like your Popeye, he eats his spinich."

I guess I assumed that he had sort of a clean slate by the beginning of IV—was that wacky robot friend they had in their house meant to be something other than a reconstructive surgery bot?

Can we assume it was all babes and hot tubs, Penguin?

What's Drago's secret?

I'm fairly sure it was "funky buttlovin!" Still pretty risque for the genre.

i don't care what anyone says
He simply COULD NOT take these crystal vodka skulls more seriously. This makes me love Dan Aykroyd all the more.

The conceit of the Chicken Boo character fits my sense of humor like a glove. I. LOVE. CHICKEN. BOO. It never has been nor will be not funny.