Me me me me me. Me me me me me me me.

Thank you, Donna
I've been reading the Newsradio recaps since the beginning, and for the last four years they have been one of the things I've looked forward to most about the summer.

Terri Schiavo?

See also: every single answer Udo Kier gave in his interview.

THE WINDMILL!!!
Everything about the joejitsu training tickles my funny bone something fierce, but I particularly like Max pronouncing "stinging" with a hard "g", as in "sting-ging."

Top hole! Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

Frat House Maid: Chris Elliott in drag
Titties: Beverly D'Angelo as a saucy professor with the hots for Zefron and final say over his semester grade; several unknown starlets
Grizzled Elder Frat Bros That Show Zefron What His Life Will be Like if he Doesn't Buckle Down and Work: Zach Galifinakis and/or Jack Black
Rival…

You buried the lead, Steve
The boss is none other than TV's Kate Mulgrew; AKA Captain Kathryn Janeway, intrepid leader of the starship Voyager crew!

Getting back to Sherlock, you are right on the money, RagingBear. Fantastic first and third episodes, out-of-place second episode.

Mrs. Spider and I started watching "Dead Like Me" on Netflix Instant. Pretty good so far; quirky in a not-too-obnoxious way, well-acted and well-written, but the near-constant narration gets on my nerves sometimes. Mandy Patinkin is the shit though.

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Onetwothree FOUR FIVE sixseveneight NINE TEN eleven twelve.
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Onetwothree FOUR FIVE sixseveneight NINE TEN eleven twelve!
Onetwothree FOUR FIVE sixseveneight NINE TEN eleven tweh-eh-eh-EH-EH-ELVE!

@Hear God Laugh and Rad Pitt -
I had the same assessment of "Party Down" after the first three episodes, but it's definitely worth sticking with. Right around episode 5 it starts to get cooking in a wonderful way that kind of sneaks up on you.

I just… I don't have time right now.

I thought the "Godspell" joke was that they were actually good, yet the audience booed as if the campers they just saw sucked dick…

Marshall should leave now.

It goes…
Dumb & Dumber - A
Ace Ventura - B
The Mask - C-

Yep, "Heavyweights" holds up. A way funnier film than it had any right to be, and due in large part to Stiller's over-the-top yet hilarious mania.

BM came out when I was ten, and even then I thought it looked monumentally stupid and unfunny. I didn't actually see it until I was a sophomore in college, and did my best to give it a fair shake.

Evangeline Lilly
I'd never quite understood the slavering proclamations of her hotness, but good lord she looks beautiful in that photo up above.

Given the subject matter…
I highly doubt that any reasonable discussion could occur about this story.