I don't know
who told you guys you had this exclusively, but this was on rollingstone.com weeks ago.

when i walked out of a screening of 'no country for old men' during its la/nyc run, i was terrified to receive an audience opinion card. all i could think of was that damn book. one of the questions on it was, 'how did you feel about the ending?'. i was as emphatic as i could possibly be in every field available…

it's worth noting
that an extra layer of unbelievability is added when asked to consider Julian Sands as a heterosexual.

that wasn't meant to sound as snobby as it came out. damn.

how is this a surprise?
haven't you read "down and dirty pictures"? the weinsteins have always been total bastards who reap creative rewards they had nothing to do with. for every great movie they've been involved in, they've crushed 100 others.

wow
those very well may be the worst lookalikes i've ever seen. were they popular?

do you realize what this could mean to the field of science? it could mean actual advances in the field of science.

i know that line was written by handlen, but he wrote it in service of the review, which means the book inspired that line, which means i was interested. convoluted!

what? seriously, i've not heard of this. what movie are we talking about?

LA Story. All the way.

i can't believe we've gotten this far without it:

i'm famous and rich
wah.

i just went and bought this on my lunch break
almost entirely because of this line:

actually, it was meant to be rhetorical. my point is that her publicists are trying to drum up all this attention for someone who is a minor celebrity at best, and then wondering why no one cares.

Seriously, though
who the fuck is mischa barton?

We're gonna go sneak into an R-rated movie!

and, incidentally, the vibrating panties thing was played to much better effect in shortbus (yes, i know it was actually a vibrating egg, but it's the same bit)

you really think merrick is supposed to be gay?
but when the teacher came to town, he was all over her…

My claim to fame
George Jones was personally rude to me when I worked at Tower Records in Nashville in 2000. Yep. Bask in my glow.

this trailer
made me want to punch things.