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Oedekerk should get China's top comedy writers to rewrite the dialogue in the original Kung Pow, then re-translate their jokes back over to English.

Clearly stealing Joe Dirt 2's thunder and cashing in on some y2k nostalgia.

Still too risky, I only make my fucktapes in my Faraday cage canopy bed.

Nope!

I just want my Knights of Prosperity DVD release already.

I'm starting to think our leader is just some twisted ass freak.

No, I wasn't alive in the 60s.

I'm with you, it makes it a bit less creepy, but the whole thing is still, like, hella creepy. But it's important to be pedantic, otherwise we get phrases like "drink the Kool-Aid" (it was Flavor-Ade) and hacky tropes like "Hail Xenu" (Xenu is the bad guy in Scientology lore).

For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure both posters were just being hacky and repeating what they heard from this old web comic that made the rounds a few years back.

cause only his personal life is skeevy, and not his art?

"My eyes have been opened in many ways this year."

Cameron Crowe's already started filming it, too.

yet people have a hard time buying Vince Vaughan's lines even though he's a dim-witted former gangster trying to be a legit and respectable businessman

The same line can come off as either cheesy or awesome depending on the actor. This is especially noticeable if you watch "Heat" and "L.A. Takedown" (the late-80s TV movie version of "Heat" that was essentially Michael Mann's first draft. Many of the same lines are in both, but when spoken by DeNiro or Pacino, are…

Many vocal viewers have had problems getting into it this season, most likely because their chins are weighed down by the density of Matthew McConaghey's nuts resting on them.

Yes, Tracey's gone on to win some Canadian Emmys. I used to call my friend "Spider", after Tracey's character, because he also had a gap between his front teeth. And "Any Way the Wind Blows (It Blows Right Back To Me)" is my life anthem. There's an indie documentary about Rob Stewart traveling to Serbia after finding…

Fan theories are officially played out and annoying. Thanks to Clickhole for putting them in their place. http://www.clickhole.com/ar…

NOT MY AIRPORT!

Yes, but his parents were sick of him always watching Empire, so it was actually a clever move.