[Play in obnoxious Barenaked Ladies song]

Oh yeah… I think I got that confused with the receptionist character that just kept making everyone wait, including Roseanne Arnold and Jesus.

I'm sure this will re-surge his career straight into a starring role in The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel.

I always thought it sounded like he was singing "…dirty diapers, dead on your feet!"

I believe David Spade's line was "Make a wish, kids! It's a falling star!" Also, the skit where Tracey Morgan "Good Samaritan" skit where he goes around town helping transvestites with stuff like lawn work probably didn't go over well when he and Johnny Gill watched it in bed together after having gay sex.

This is a great opportunity for Comcast to hire David Spade to revive his "bu-bye" character in a new series of self-effacing spots.

"Me In Honey" is a much better Stipe/Pierson collab song.

I was more of a Clarissa guy. I'd let her explain it all over my chest.

I just remembered I had a dream I was able to suck my own dick the other night. Only the head would reach in there, but that was more than enough. It was… I was… I uh… wish I wasn't woken up by my alarm clock.

Choo Choo in that tiny car reminded me of the tall guy in The Simpsons.

Hey straight dudes can also crush on Tom Hardy too. He had me with his first "Aaaarrrthur" in Inception.

Well there's a film festival going on, and it's showing only films in which Yahoo Serious starred or directed.

I love Coen's version of that movie. It's not really a "reboot" either. I guess that's why I chimed in with it. Anyway I saw it in theaters with my really hot neighbor that I had a thing for, a year after she lived next door. Got to play with her boobs in the theater but didn't do much else after that. :-(

she could still get cast as "Dickless EPA guy"

Lesanus is Moranus

and by Busting Ghosts you mean standing around stiff and awkward in half-assedly composited vfx shots

Whenever I play Blackjack and the dealer busts, I like to sing "Bustin' makes me feel good!", in the hopes that my tablemates will join in. They never do.

and Gozar will be Tom Hardy wearing nothing but some strategically-placed bubbles

America Ferrara as Ugly Betty will take over Rick Moranus' role.

drumroll… Keenan Thompson!!!