not to mention the accentuated package

She was probably a Roy Scheider fan.

JT kinda works in reverse when it comes to the hipster rules. It's cooler to like him after everybody else, and not before.

I remember my cousin splurging on one of these called ActionMax, and it came with a light gun and a jet fighter tape game. It was lame as hell and I remember being very disappointed at the limits of technology after playing it. They also made a licensed game based on Blue Thunder.

and Chris Isaak, Keifer, Duchovny would be awesome

This would be a good time to plug my self-published e-books about a hard boiled pothead DEA agent named Keith Haring.

That's not what Kirkman said…

Well, he was from Haiti, see?

How about Dexter Nights, in the tradition of Baywatch Nights? Lumberjack with a secret by day, paranormal investigator by night.

I stand corrected, but Reynolds' current career path isn't nearly as bad as the Pizza Place, who can be exclusively seen making hour long right-wing rant videos on Vimeo.

You mean better than the careers of its "two guys", Ryan Reynolds and Nathan Filion?

Not yet, but I am curious to see how much it feels like time has slowed down if I were to watch it while on acid.

Ever see the video of Kirk and Ray Comfort evangelizing to some "latin gang members" in LA? I'm pretty sure they were just tattooed latino dudes playing basketball, and they just assumed they were gang members because of tattoos and street bball.

Yes, Nikki and Paulo was the show's "Poochie" moment.

You might also not remember him as Paulo from Lost.

Only if you direct "Gr3wn Ups" for us.

From throat cancer.

"Well… I'll be damned."

How's Annie?

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