I predict they will figure out how to kill BOB by having Desmond remove the power source of the Black Lodge.

The evidence and motive were both there, but one of the investigating cops was recorded saying racist shit and the prosecutor had OJ try on the glove found at the scene and it didn't fit (probably because he was also wearing latex gloves and the glove had shrunk from being soaked with blood)

Tyler Perry, then? Or is he legit now cause of Gone Girl?

More like I "Ameriwon't".

Can't believe you didn't go for Stay Puft, while you were on your cheap shots roll.

McCarthy, Jillian Bell, Rebel Wilson, and Queen Latifah. Plus a new "Ghostbusters" cover by Meghan Trainor. I'm in!

Correct, and you don't want to know what I mean when I talk about using "wifi signal repeaters".

There is also always the "OJ Simpson Retort", since people who use that phrase most likely think OJ did it.

Gandhi would've grabbed his Wahl clippers and gone to town. Zero bloodshed necessary.

I'm embarrassed to admit I know people on my FB feed, mostly the proud "Libertarians", who feel like they're being heroic Constitutionalists by constantly spouting the tired "innocent until proven guilty" rants. They also post rants about how misandry is run amok in our feminized society, so there really is no…

Yes they do, they just wrap their CAT-5 cables in denim.

Kill the follicles and the mullet will die.

"Sam, there's a 99.9999999% chance you roofie raped her last night"

Biggest train wreck AVC interview since Vernon Chatmon.

for want of some bangers in the mouth

Just wait till your local Planet Hollywood has the hat from Blackhat in a glass case on the wall.

I gave up on realism when I saw dreamy hackur Chris Hemsworth. This is a DJ Qualls role, for sure.

Yeah, the guys who make Eve Online.

Yeah, the famine-stricken markets

many laughs at many asshole's expenses