Maybe Sandler has the same dirt on Sony that these hackers stole.

"But Sony have fear? A thousand times NO! We will not let the movie be censored by the super karate death car regime of Northern Korean."

Beating up on Sorkin?

It's a chicken and egg thing.

Facebook Status worthy

Incidentally, that's also the name of the most popular dinner dish in NK.

and because they fund South American kill squads to keep their slave laborers in line.

I'm sure he's wondering how he went from an actor in Channel 101's "Ikea Heights" to getting a North Korean fatwa on his head.

That would be a Mindfuck on the level of Sean Combs in "Get Him to the Greek".

Because anything North Korea tries to launch will get nullified immediately by either a Navy laser or shoddy craftsmanship.

Henry's back on my good side after this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Henry's back on my good side after this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Ghost Dad? More like GROSS Dad!!!!!!!!!

No to mention the Flat Earth Society lady.

She even fucked that one up. Ever tried spanking to her old Playboy videos? Impossible, you'll lose interest before anything finishes.

and the crow flies straight! Just like in the awful butt-rock theme song! So deep!

You know you love them and how all their protagonists are tough guys named "Nick". When I was 14 I wrote a fake e-zine about those shows called "The Nick News" and distributed them on AOL just to see what happened. Thousands of people downloaded them and thought they were reading real interviews with Geraint…

"Jax is getting away very slowly."
"He's headed for the old mill!"

The crows feasting on the Magical Homeless Woman's bread is some of the worst symbolism/whatever ever.

This is the perfect opportunity for CBS to revive its "Crime Time After Prime Time" lineup from the 90s, back before they had late night talk shows. 90s kids will love re-experiencing vintage episodes of Silk Stalkings, Forever Knight, Stephen J. Cannell's Scene of the Crime, and Sweating Bullets starring yours truly.…