I'm not queer, but thanks for the help! I know there are probably others like me who are also afraid to make the first move. That's comforting, at least. It's weird you said "Take a chance" because that song by ABBA has been in my head all night.

I'm not queer, but thanks for the help! I know there are probably others like me who are also afraid to make the first move. That's comforting, at least. It's weird you said "Take a chance" because that song by ABBA has been in my head all night.

Hey Community folk! This is gonna be kind of out of nowhere, but I guess I just need somewhere to type my problems where I know people will be nice/ignore it politely at least.

Hey Community folk! This is gonna be kind of out of nowhere, but I guess I just need somewhere to type my problems where I know people will be nice/ignore it politely at least.

Perspective can change the way it tastes. Or, alternatively, ketchup.

Perspective can change the way it tastes. Or, alternatively, ketchup.

Hi! I'm Mustard. I hung around here a little bit a few months back, but I still scan these here parts of the AV Club because I found you guys to be cool.

Hi! I'm Mustard. I hung around here a little bit a few months back, but I still scan these here parts of the AV Club because I found you guys to be cool.

With ketchup, silly.

With ketchup, silly.

I've not been here in a while, but it seems that people are doing AMAs now. What is this? Some kind of sick joke? I want in on it! AMA me, guys. AMA me gooood. Please?

I've not been here in a while, but it seems that people are doing AMAs now. What is this? Some kind of sick joke? I want in on it! AMA me, guys. AMA me gooood. Please?

Aaaaah E4. I miss those reruns. At the time I took them for granted. And I know they are shown on Comedy Central now, but it's not the same!

Aaaaah E4. I miss those reruns. At the time I took them for granted. And I know they are shown on Comedy Central now, but it's not the same!

Oh hey guys, it's been a while. OK back to business;

Oh hey guys, it's been a while. OK back to business;

Oh hey fellas, long time no irrelevant posting!

Oh hey fellas, long time no irrelevant posting!

Last night my friend was trying to persuade me to go to the pub, so he said "Community is so awesome". So yeah…I guess I'm THAT guy now. The worst part is that it totally worked.

Last night my friend was trying to persuade me to go to the pub, so he said "Community is so awesome". So yeah…I guess I'm THAT guy now. The worst part is that it totally worked.