It's not the guns, its the bullets. Its far more plausible that he hacked himself to not be respond to being shot.

According to RT, its actually the bullets. The robots are basically a giant squib that reacts to being shot by the fake ammo, but a human would just get a little sting. Having the guns not shoot at humans still allows for accidents with friendly fire, ricochets, etc

Tandy with the fake eyebrows somehow looks like Collin Farrell with a shaved head.

I *thought* they looked like they hated trees.

"What do you think is more awkward, telling Morgan Freeman that Disney wants him to play a baboon, or telling Michael Clarke Duncan that Tim Burton wants him to play a silverback gorilla?"

I will admit NotLD is better than my rant gives it credit for, and did some ground breaking stuff. Mainly I'm just tired of hearing horror enthusiast buttholes ramble on and on and on about it so am being a grump.

I was also immediately confused. Hell, they arent going to be shooting much on location either. CG animals on a CG set.

I prefer the remake. Great special effects and it gives Barbara some agency other than sitting catatonic on the couch until she dies.

The original DotD has some OK ideas, but is all over the place in tone and the ending has random goofy shit like throwing pies in zombies faces and stealing their pearls. I liked Day better as at least it was consistently ugly and the zombies werent spray painted blue.

"Don't you see though, claiming the remake is better is the hipster opinion"

A Circle K microwave burrito sounds worse than leaf wrapped jungle spider ass.

While I don't agree, this cat has a fuckin great turn of phrase!

I'm from Texas and also confused by what the hell "trunk or treat" is.

Old man yells at clowns.

An audiobook of a graphic novel is a spectacularly terrible concept! If it sounds remotely up your alley, do yourself a favor and check out the real thing.

He wanted to sell his first book without everyone automatically knowing it was Stephen King's son. Plus the alternative is "Joe King", which sounds like "joking" when you say it, so…

I'm fairly sure that my found me at my hottest when I fixed the garbage disposal and replaced the faulty microwave circuit board in the same day. "Sexy Chores Do-er with folded laundry action" is sure to sell out this season.

My mom would lovingly make our costumes every year, since Halloween is her favorite holiday, but one year I pitched a fit for a He-Man one.

Don't forget the weird vinyl trashbag outfit with the "costume" printed on it! And half the time it was just the show's logo. Man, those things were shit lol.

"Unintentionally presciently, I was David Bowie for last Halloween."