Jesus, what a condescending shit.

We don't have to kill pigs to make pork rings… BUT IT HELPS!
*mugs for audience*

Yeah, I noticed that as well. Normally the reenactors are younger/more attractive (not to imply that anyone in the cast is less attractive). You get a dumpy dad in real life and then a semi buff aspiring early 20's guy in fake glasses portraying him.

I enjoyed it, but the lovely Ms. Bergenstein totally dookied a shooter for this. Paranormal reenactment shows are her fucking JAM.

Sideways white guy cornrows are all the rage!

But then came Those Darn Amigos.

He flew the equivalent of a prop plane and shot womp rats who couldn't fight back (which actually seems kind of cruel, 6 foot rat or no!). Flying in atmospheric conditions is different than flying in space. I'd say the cross applicability of hitting people with sticks and hitting them with a laser stick is probably…

To channel the force well, you need to be in alignment with it. For light side users that requires tranquility, for dark side users that requires negative emotions, notably fear, anger and hatred. Kylo was shown REPEATEDLY to be conflicted in his actions, to the point where he basically had to beg Han to give him…

In other news, Japan's appropriation of Western culture also continues unabated. Because Japan totally invented the Goth/Victorian dress that influence their fashion and anime…

That's kind of the joke, but he's so fucking awesomely dumb that any time he (and Denise Hempsfield) arent on the screen, everyone should be asking "Where's Chad Radwell and Denise Hempsfiield?"

I assume he was denied service! No shirt, no shoes, NO DICE!

"Well, AC's on the fritz… Time to eat a dog!"

I just assumed there was some kind of magic woods goblin that distributed mildewy Hustlers and Nuggets in the late 80's. I wonder if that's even a thing still.

Rumble fucking rules. He's been my favorite Decepticon since he got 80 gallons of seagull shit when they went back in time.

He doesn't even OWN a fun.

Best lookin Transformers movie to date! Plus the Decepitons dont look like random shards of metal mushed together in a bipedal form. .

Fuck them and their soggy chicken. Canes all the way!

Spicy Potato taco and the Chilli Cheese Burrito are my go-tos. Its like the platonic form of drunk/high foods.

"but for some reason I do love their breakfast food."

Jamaal was *way* more interesting, but they shot themselves in the foot by making him a rapist. Just have him be sleazy and murderous, and its a lot easier to be emotionally invested in his arc!