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Hey nobody's mentioned "The Deposition" yet.  Michael pushed Toby's lunch off the table!

Geriatric Park

Suede = Fashionable Leather

One time Urkel thought he and the Winslows were living in the wild west.

Girls don't fart.  They shit air.

AS GOOD OR BETTER THAN THE WORST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN

Actually, a weekly comedy about a supposedly psychic detective could be worthwhile.  They could call it "Psych" and I could persistently avoid watching it despite frequent mentions of it on my facebook feed!

Seconded on The Crunge.  It's mostly ridiculous, but I'm pretty sure "Where's that confounded bridge?" is my favorite moment in the entire discography.

Can it really be a "Trojan Horse" if the horse self-propels itself through the gates?

Is his name Kevin?

She's in that scene in "Charlie's Angels" where two of the girls dress as male office somethingerothers to infiltrate a something else.  McCarthy's the floor manager or something and "Barracuda" plays over the scene.  Now in "Identity Thief," she sings "Barracuda" in the car in some annoying-car-passenger montage. 

Boysenberry!

In this world, you're either a "Rainbow Connection" or an "I'm Going To Go Back There Someday" person.

Some years I want a little something different, so I put on The Long Kiss Goodnight.

NUUDES HOOOOO!

The way I figure, the original TCM and its sequel were both written/directed by Hooper.  Where "Texas Chainsaw" considers itself part of the Hooper canon, that makes it the 3 you're currently lacking, replacing "Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3," due to its myriad inconsistencies such as taking place in a

I've started responding to just about everything with "Well someone's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's GONE."

I've started responding to just about everything with "Well someone's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's GONE."

Aaaaandy WIIILLLLiams!

Aaaaandy WIIILLLLiams!