You're lucky it's before Memorial Day.

Voice of Reason: I only stop for mid-period Fellini, and- if I feel like slumming- some German Expressionism. Of course, I don't even own a TV, and if I did would only watch shows on vinyl. We can be friends if you agree to polish my Vespa.

Voice of Reason, I only stop for mid-period Fellini, and- if I feel like slumming- some German Expressionism. Of course, I don't even own a TV, and if I did would only watch shows on vinyl. Maybe we can be friends, if you polish my Vespa.

My girlfriend's grandfather was like Hilton's right-hand man for many years, or something (I tend to be drunk a lot). I've heard a lot of stories about him from her mom, to whom he was Uncle Connie. This show seems pretty balls-on accurate about him. He could be real kind and decent and folksy, but also very…