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SQUEEZER TO THE DOME!

boobs?

FLAGGED

I thought marijuana was the opiate of the masses.

I thought you'd be in here with one of "yo' bitches."

Let's not forget our old friend zeitgeist.

Fact:  Police Academy had the shortest average cast height in major motion picture history.

I can't believe I didn't realize until just now that Tackleberry was played by a younger, thinner Patton Oswalt.

PANAMA

Damn right, bitch.

Fact:  Its working title was "War Sarah Jessica Parker."

No thanks.

I think you mean Hot Saucerman.

This piggy's goin' to maaaaaaaaaaaahket!

WRONG

3D Sunglasses = ?

WHAT IS THIS AD-BLOCK AND HOW DOES IT WORK?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

There may be a problem with your CAPS LOCK.