Some Zombies you just can't reach.

Who?

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Jeff Bridges was supposed to star in this?

Yeah, the first one's a real rush.  But it won't be long until you're living under a highway overpass, feverishly pressing the refresh button in hopes of getting the bugs out from under your skin.

Leonard Pierce reviewed this in 2009.  
(Edited by author 2 years from now.)

I believe "Skelton" is the word you're looking for.

Ye can always  goo, doon toon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Firsties!  It's a Christmas Miracle!!!  Happy Holidawes, fellows.

Yes, George Michael?

WHERE'S KWANZAA?

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

I bought a zoo motherfucker don't you ever forget.

Rich 50 is poor person 30.

Man, he said he looked like JANET JACKSON.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Evenin' bitches.

Whatever they end up doing I'll be sure to keep never watching this.  Also, I don't own a TV, etc.

He clearly hasn't lost his appetite