Microsoft turned into a hardcore porn company so gradually I didn't even notice.

Honestly, you'll like either. Like everyone else said, choose based on games. PS4 has had a string of really great action/adventure games recently: Horizion, Uncharted, Nioh, Nier, and Bloodborne (my second favorite gaming experience of the last 5 years after Breath of the Wild).

Does anyone else think it kinda looks like a PS2? With the two-tier design and overhangy bits? Minus all the blue, non-grayscale is so 2000's.

But the new PS4 Slim comes in GOLD, the most scientifically proven color for pedestal placement.

The Big Question
Will the white intro be for the combined universe or just for "Peter's mind gets sent through time" episodes?

Yeah, but it even had the crazy LOSTesque finale cliffhanger, which means it's that much more awesome that it's not the finale because an even more ridiculouser cliffhanger awaits!

Awesome reference, kwyjibo, and yeah, Kent has gone from generally likable to whiny ass in about two episodes. Hopefully they lose soon, because he's gotten intolerable.

As gross as Snapple is, I would've gulped it down eagerly too if I were Gary or Mallory. Seriously, it's like someone saying to you "here's a product a major corporation made that's basically for you." You'd be all over that too… and then you could spit it out off camera.

I thought it was Luzianne tea.

There's no way Gary and Mallory can get 1 million rupees; they never got the large wallet!

Meh, compared to Nat and Kat and especially Brooke and Claire from last season, they and Kisha and Jen are just boring; I guess CBS didn't want interesting female teams two seasons in a row or something. They aren't bad teams and I like them well enough, but they all have very generic, uninteresting personalties and…

Hopefully Zev and Justin stop sucking so much; along with Gary and Mallory (who was again not obnoxious) they are my favorites. Also, where was Wayne Knight to help with the dinosaur challenge; he is the foremost authority of Dilophosaurus, a beautiful but deadly addition to Amazing Race.

Yay
I won the internets! The cheerleaders were thoroughly uninteresting, so it's fine they're gone.

Well, I was not aware that was actually a thing, which probably makes it a lot funnier.

Sounds fun, I'll bring the nightsticks! Also, what the hell is Hop?

Ben and Leslie playing around isn't like Michael and Holly; they are both slightly crazy like that, so it's "natural" that they'll be even nuttier around each other. Ben's usual stick-in-the-mud-ness is subverted by his acting goofy; it's not in character for him and it's because he likes Leslie that he does that, so…

I think it's amusing how much people vary on what's funny to them. I thought the Sims-esque reenactment video was one of the lamest things this show has done. But, I agree with most of the rest of the review; the Andy/April story was a bit abrupt and I'm getting a bit tired of the everyone hates Jerry thing, even…

Yup, I'm dark wood, everything your mother warned you about.

Actually I think Yin is dark and Yang is light.

Good to know, hollyhox is 38 years old, possibly 39, likes swimming and is dark. I myself am an ox, of the woody persuasion, and prefer light (Yin). I guess Luke is probably the same age as me, since he was an ox too, and clearly isn't 13 or 37.