Dumber than….a line?  A tilde?  Quotation marks?  *squints*  What the fuck is that?

How is "Inner-City Titty Bars" not the name of a Frank Zappa track?

I would assume a Hipster T-Rex to be more familiar with the works of Marc Bolan and co.

It's not exactly as if it's the most difficult thing to puzzle out in the course of writing the article.  "Hmm…I'll just open the liner notes to this Johnny Cash album that 'Hurt' appeared on….weird, it was written by Trent Reznor.  Isn't that also the name of the guy in the band that I'm covering?  I wonder if they…

God, no.  Leo turned into a tremendous douche sometime after TechTV.  It happened so gradually, apparently, that I never even noticed, but it's ruined my ability to enjoy TWiT as a channel (which is really too bad, because everything Merritt and/or Brushwood touch is fucking gold).

This is cool, but…..can anyone explain to me WTF happens in the last 20 minutes of the movie?

This is actually the first time I've checked out the Wiki Wormhole.  Gotta say, I kind of like it.  Although, this has me considering creating a Wiki cross-referencing demons appearing in popular fiction with a historically-accurate representation of actual "facts" about said demon, or it's closest "real life"…

Crazy Taxi 2.  I still have to run to my Dreamcast and fire it up whenever I hear "No Brakes" on Pandora.

Early 80s joke time: What's the next best thing to putting suntan lotion on Olivia Newton-John?

See also: Queen's "Gimme The Prize" (although, likely Brian May achieved it through simple layering and combination of tones).

"JC Chasez, Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick were all spotted together in Miami at Timberlake’s show with Jay Z."
They were at the Timberlake/Jay Z show, or Chasez, Bass, Fatone, Kirkpatrick and Jay Z all decided to take in Timberlake's show together?

Holy shit t, this is maybe the strangest/worst/greatest thing I have ever read here.  I know it's inevitable that they will post a filnlal draft of this article, but I sincerely hope that they will leave this one up as well.
(For the sake of (Full disclosure: unti lmy financial aid comes in for school, I'm typing this…

Holy shit, this is maybe the strangest/worst/greatest thing I have ever read here.  I know it's inevitable that they will post a final draft of this article, but I sincerely hope that they will leave this one up as well.
(Full disclosure: until my financial aid comes in for school, I'm typing this on a busted-ass old…

Can I get "Amazing World of Gumball" added to this list of kids' shows that entertain adults?

I've told this story before, but my best unintentional pun occurred when i was sitting playing poker with some friends, and we got to talking about GnR.  This was before Chinese Democracy was released.  One the guys couldn't believe there was a new album being worked on, and thought for sure it meant that Izzy and…

But being put in that light, I can certainly understand his position: he realizes that his lot in life has literally nothing to do with his talent, and so it could all easily disappear in a moment.  So, he's going to do everything he can, even up to and including suing former friends and bandmates and shitting all…

I feel the need to point out that it's not exclusively women who can be raped/abused, and that men in that position can also have the same reaction (getting off on fantasies involving unequal power dynamics).  But, yes- therapy should be her first stop on this train, not the last.

Of COURSE music from the past 5 years will be relevant in 40+ years.  Are you forgetting about Dawes and Lana Del Rey?

Mostly never cared for Bear Grylls.  He had one show, though, that I loved, and it was actual practical stuff: "what to do if your car breaks down in the middle of the desert", "how to get away if you're being chased and threatened by a road rage driver", "how to survive a biological attack", that sort of thing.  Not…

It was just another in a long string of what I guess I'll call "unintended hipsterism" for me.  I'd been wearing cheap t-shirts of bands i loved, cheap t-shirts, beat up jeans, flannels and cheap shoes when suddenly everyone glommed onto it.  (Years before that, when I was in elementary school, I got laughed at for my…