…because everyone must change their last name to "White" to work with Jack White.

…because everyone must change their last name to "White" to work with Jack White.

Well, you know…it's tough when you walk into a restaurant all strung-out from the road.

Well, you know…it's tough when you walk into a restaurant all strung-out from the road.

With mayonnaise.  Extra lite-uhh.

With mayonnaise.  Extra lite-uhh.

If you assumed that Hetfield doesn't care about anything but cheap cash-ins, you'd be Unforgiven…II.

If you assumed that Hetfield doesn't care about anything but cheap cash-ins, you'd be Unforgiven…II.

At work the other day, a manager asked me some question about song lyrics, something he thought was from "Fuel".  I told him I had no idea, and he says, "Not to sound all racist or anything, but I thought all white people knew Metallica stuff."  I had to explain to him that I lost interest when they became a shitty…

At work the other day, a manager asked me some question about song lyrics, something he thought was from "Fuel".  I told him I had no idea, and he says, "Not to sound all racist or anything, but I thought all white people knew Metallica stuff."  I had to explain to him that I lost interest when they became a shitty…

I'm still waiting for full the "Rex Is Not Your Lawyer" pilot to pop up somewhere.

I'm still waiting for full the "Rex Is Not Your Lawyer" pilot to pop up somewhere.

tHE aBSOLUTE wORST iS wHEN pEOPLE dO tHIS sHIT.

tHE aBSOLUTE wORST iS wHEN pEOPLE dO tHIS sHIT.

Correction: he should feel bad for typing like that and not being Horsefellow.

Correction: he should feel bad for typing like that and not being Horsefellow.

Careful- don't want to get it confused with that stage between Cub Scout and Boy Scout.

Careful- don't want to get it confused with that stage between Cub Scout and Boy Scout.

Can anyone explain to me what would have been wrong with just simply naming Andrew Garfield's character "Ben Reilly", rather than "Peter Parker"?  It really seems like it would have been the most obvious solution, continuity-wise.

Can anyone explain to me what would have been wrong with just simply naming Andrew Garfield's character "Ben Reilly", rather than "Peter Parker"?  It really seems like it would have been the most obvious solution, continuity-wise.