MC Hammer's real name is Stanley Burrell. So there's another one.

Dorota is married to Serena's doorman Vanya. I don't know if they have a shipper name. Maybe Vorota?

Dorota is married to Serena's doorman Vanya. I don't know if they have a shipper name. Maybe Vorota?

Well, he's been a recurring guest star. But it is pretty inconceivable either way.

Well, he's been a recurring guest star. But it is pretty inconceivable either way.

Yeah, I agree. I think they tried to recreate what they had with Abby in season 3 with Eve and then in season 4 with Drue, but neither worked as well.

Yeah, I agree. I think they tried to recreate what they had with Abby in season 3 with Eve and then in season 4 with Drue, but neither worked as well.

"Um, hate to break up the party, but a girl is drowning! Nobody cares about the state of Dawson’s love life right now."
Right?! And how about the fact that poor Jen is left standing in the middle of the street alone at the end of the episode? This 15-year-old girl just came out of the ocean after trying and failing to…

"Um, hate to break up the party, but a girl is drowning! Nobody cares about the state of Dawson’s love life right now."
Right?! And how about the fact that poor Jen is left standing in the middle of the street alone at the end of the episode? This 15-year-old girl just came out of the ocean after trying and failing to…

He is the worst, truly. But hating him makes scenes like the one where Ms. Wallace rags on his movie that much more enjoyable.

He is the worst, truly. But hating him makes scenes like the one where Ms. Wallace rags on his movie that much more enjoyable.

It's episodes like these that make me miss awesome snarky first-season Joey. Imagine how she would would have reacted to Dawson's outburst and the goofy psychic lady. I miss her bitchy quips. Second-season Joey is way too much of a pushover, especially when it comes to Dawson.

It's episodes like these that make me miss awesome snarky first-season Joey. Imagine how she would would have reacted to Dawson's outburst and the goofy psychic lady. I miss her bitchy quips. Second-season Joey is way too much of a pushover, especially when it comes to Dawson.