He's good enough for Jodie Foster to cast and work with.

Expendables 2 was the worst movie ever filmed, literally.  Anyone who enjoyed it must be new to the whole "narrative" and "entertainment" thing.  It had no wit, no clever lines, no interesting action scenes, no plot twists, no character development, and no brains.  Dumb, ultra-misogynistic, douchey dialogue buried…

It was the best.

Get the Gringo.

I for one agree heartily with this perspective.  As the article points out, Ford's a hypocrite, starring in fan-service cash cows while trying to take the high road of an Actor Who Stars In Weighty Dramas.  And even if he wasn't a hypocrite, he'd still be an entitled dick. "Wah, I'm a multi-millionaire, Hollywood…

I feel it is my duty to let everyone know that Mark Wahlberg was in trouble with the law as a youth for throwing rocks at black kids and yelling racial slurs, beating an Asian man, and again beat an Asian man, causing him to lose an eye.  He was charged with attempted murder but only served 45 days.

Jiro Dreams Of Sushi is an excellent documentary.

"After writing a few sample chapters of a ballplayer’s struggle with alcoholism, Cavett returns to reject the book…"

I don't care about this show, but I want to voice my opposition to a remake of Party Down that is not exactly the same as the original,which was perfect, except for the cancellation.

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Ugh.  Next they're going to issue limited edition pipes and false beards for Useless Fucking Hipster Trends Day.

Softballs, huh?  Now that's a euphemism!  Mmm, softballs.

I agree.  It would have been so much sweeter if every GI Joe kids' cartoon had ended in a massacre with Cobras and Joes being mutilated and slaughtered in the final shoot-em-up, so each new episode began with some fearful, timorous newbies in each camp who went through basic training only to be brutally gunned down in…

I second that this comment is cynical, self-deluded tripe.  Cheers for those who at least tried to do some good in the vast shitty wasteland that is children's TV.

No, they really like candy.  The rat poison convention is in room 11.

This is easily in the top 5 Simpsons episodes of all time. Just non-stop hilarity, lunacy, and a touch of social critique.

No.  Sandler does not have a "good movie." Billy Madison is complete garbage.

Can't think how I missed this brilliant piece of bloviation: "Most of the songs aren’t real songs. They just have choruses and stuff like that."

This guy is a stupid quasi-literate asshole and his opinions are crudely formed and baseless.  It's not like I'm a huge Meat Loaf fan, but the moronic things this guy is saying about music he clearly does not understand make me want to punch him in the face and scream, "This is for Meat Loaf!"

You know who else doesn't want to go to Chelsea?