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Can you read?

That's a much better title! Everyone can enjoy that!

Yeah, what the HOLY FUCK was that.  Seth MacFarlane can die in a fucking fire for that little "joke."

Family Guy made you laugh?  Were you high at the time?  I bet you were high.

The phrase "2003’s Hearts Of Oak…  10 years later" made me feel very old.

Now that's a winner.  You can't buy that kind of comedy.

It's a crime against humanity that we live in a world where not one but two ALF animated series failed to become hits.

Yeah… you seem to be on your own thing, here.  Your "translation" is only in your head, buddy.  Take the pills the nice lady offers you.

"Who is Semen is it Anyway," eh?

I do not agree.  Do you speak Russian?

Every American's Russian accent is horrible.

It has absolutely nothing to do with "political correctness" and everything to do with respecting the craft of acting.  Cranston.  Isn't.  Russian.  His Russian accent sucks.  He cannot believably speak Russian if the script calls on him to do so.  Hire a Russian, or make the character American.

Cock-rock snoozefest to my ears.  But hey, go ahead and enjoy that!  I'm guessing you're about half my age.  There's lots of overblown crap I like, too.

Why would anyone need that?  It's self-evident.  Just play any one of their perfect albums.

I hate it when studios think Westerners can play Russian.

Henry Winkler being too short to unlatch a gate so he could peep on schoolkids, then buying a stepladder with cash.

Kanye is a brilliant marketer, a mediocre rapper, and a halfway clever lyricist.  If he is the pinnacle and be-all for those who listen to rap, I can only imagine how asinine and puerile the genre as a whole must be. 

Most of the objections to Before Watchmen - I think - come not from holding the characters sacred but from a solidarity with Moore's request to keep his characters and ideas untouched.

Well said.  He may be a self-aware monster (making him slightly more relatable than the alien Dr Manhattan) but he's still a guy who shoots unarmed women and children dead.