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Jacques Chicar
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So you say, but I for one would like to hear more about these machines for making babies that the women are producing (presumably in some sort of lab).  Is someone working on the patent?  This could revolutionize procreation, even the entire concept of socialization as we now know it.

All you people who don't appreciate Lou Reed's musical genius are stupid dumb morons.

Jumpsuit?  It's a speed suit, boy.  All the super scientists wear them.

If only they had thought of changing their name to Dëth, with an umlaut.  It would have sounded and meant the same AND been okay in the flyover states!

Then I guess you didn't pay any attention to music back then?  Because she was pretty well known.

This isn't over.

"the fuck"??  Yes, isn't it bizarre, confusing, and aggravating that not all seven billion of us have the same preferences for pop culture enjoyment?

I don't understand or excuse your repeated use of "and" for "an."  Did you decide to skip school as a child?

Loved the first Fraction Hawkeye trade.

"Good luck outdoing 10 Things I Hate About You"

"…Glenn Beck compare Paula Deen to Martin Luther King Jr.—who,
like Deen spoke his mind and was subsequently martyred by political
assassination, the 1960s equivalent of major retailers no longer selling
your cookware."

And then there's their DVD shipping service, which apparently no one has ever heard of.

I can't fathom why so few people bought yet another boring rap album by a boring megalomaniac who boringly sets the bar too high for anyone to care.

Lucky dog to be in such a class!  I would love to hear a variety of intelligent thoughts on A Serious Man.  That one's very open to interpretation as well.  I think it may be one of their most impassioned and philosophical movies, but its message is hidden so well hardly anyone can tell it's there.

Why… why would you hope something like that?  For the love of God, Montresor, why would you envision and describe such a thing?!

You sure are mad because the music guy you never heard of said something mean on the internet about the guy you like to listen to make music but don't know personally.

This generation? I'm 42, and I hate this song.  It's a shitty moral message.  If you don't care about the moral message of a song, you are stupid and should not listen to music or vote.

I hate this song with the same fiery intensity a wronged Monarch hates a clueless Dr. Venture, and for the same reason.  Anyone who enjoys this song's words or sings along without knowing what the fuck they're saying should be dragged behind a bus.

I've been listening to The Milkman Of Human Kindness for years and never picked up on the sperm imagery.  I always just thought it was an extended metaphor for kindness.

Taken III: The Takening