This was the best entertainment news squib ever.  Sean O'Neal should write everything.

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Schadenfreud is when you revel in others' accidental slips of their unconscious desires.

Schadenfreud is when you revel in others' accidental slips of their unconscious desires.

Bob Dylan famously used "shut the light," in "Lay Lady Lay."  And it's a regional thing.

Bob Dylan famously used "shut the light," in "Lay Lady Lay."  And it's a regional thing.

Perfect Hatesong. Intelligent talk backed with industry anecdotes.

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I really enjoyed the Dark Backward.

Chris, your reply to me is riddled with comma errors, poorly written, and false beginning to end.  Ebert did not only criticize movies; he also praised them, obviously.  He wrote exceedingly well.  (I guess everything is "pretentious" if you're not very well-read or bright.)  He faced death and disfigurement bravely. …

You said everything I was thinking.  Not a Deen fan here either, but come on.  The woman was brought up a certain way, lives in 2013, seems to have lived reasonably ecumenically given her age and background.  I guess we put people on trial now for not measuring up to an impossible standard of difference-blindness.

That's honestly hilarious.

I don't want to live in a galaxy far, far away where there are fat chicks.

From an interview with Tom Waits that I read once:

You have loan debts?  For something reasonable, like going to school?  Oh no.  No no no.  If you're a low earner and have loans you aren't able to pay at this time, then trying a Kickstarter campaign would be a logical option for you.  So that's a no go.

(Bows theatrically.)  And a round of applause back at you, the people who don't understand how grammar works!  Nice job, every one of you!

Shuddup, I was 19 in the late 80s too.  And get off my lawn.

Are you sure it wasn't a deliberate joke?  It really sounds that way to me.  "Ha ha, two old Italian-American actors who always play gangsters and such, same guy… Al Dinero.  Robert PaCino."