I had to hijack this thread to make two points- 1.) Thank you for teaching me what the Kinsey scale is. This thread is not just about Survivor, but also about learning! and 2.) Alexis is hotter than Morgan (even with Morgan's admitted top-heavy advantage) and Sarah is being ridiculously undervalued in this thread.

Totally forgot about that. Definitely the best (and probably only) example of a good time to throw a challenge.

Man I had no idea the Pick 4 got this big. Looks like I got into the small league while the getting was still good.

Man this episode was a roller coaster. I was rooting hard for the brains to survive the challenge because I need J'Tia to stay in the game as a goat and I like Spencer and don't want him voted off instead. So when they beat Beauty I was psyched. I thought Alexis would be safe because everybody around camp seemed to…

That's interesting because while you would think this would mean more strong women I personally haven't found any except Sarah,Tasha, and Morgan to be anything exceptional thus far. And I'm not nearly as high on Tasha as most of the internet seems to be.

Because Alexis is on my fantasy team and I have a vested in her survival I can tell you she had one confessional right after the challenge, like a status update type confessional. She was also involved in the strategy talk and tribal council, which definitely gave her more screentime than Hope.

If Hope could talk, she would have a word with you now.

Ozzy threw the challenge to oust Billy Garcia in Cook Islands. It worked out well for him although whether it was best for his whole tribe is greatly debatable.

I just checked and like Carrie said, the Colton episode was the only A. The rest were all A-. If we had to put one episode in a class by itself, that episode would be the one

Out of curiosity, how good does an episode need to be for it to get an A? Even with all the fantastic episode of the last few season I'm not sure that any of them have hit the A level, and I've always wondered why.

RIP Butterfly. You really were too beautiful for this game.

I approve Rule #1, and I also like your modification for Rule 3 since it rewards players who are able to utilize the idol without actually playing it (Yul, Boston Rob, Kim, etc.) I'm not opposed to Rule 2 but I would vote for 2 points instead of 3 and that's only to somewhat counterbalance the ENORMOUS advantage a…

Let's be real- we don't care what she calls it as long as we all get to see more

You old people might not know this but the young people call that "twerking" now

Like I said up thread I have completely, and way too prematurely, hopped on board the Alexis bandwagon. She's clearly way smarter than Miss Kentucky or BOOBS and she ain't at all bad to look at either.

Don't worry, I didn't mean to imply that you seriously were. As a matter of fact, I was proud of everyone's restraint for leaving the UNC-literacy jokes on the table. I'm hoping Survivor season goes better than basketball season.

Wow you guys just totally dissed two of my favorite things, UNC graduates and Chelsea Meissner. Judge I'm pretty sure you're spoiled down in Florida. I've seen far too many redneck girls in my years (FAR. TOO. MANY.) And none of them are as hot as Chelsea. I'm disappointed.

Am I the only one who thought Sarah's video was pretty dull? She seems like a lovely person but it just doesn't look like she's gonna be particularly good at the game or interesting TV

I really like Woo. I'm hoping he's like a combination of Ozzy's survival/challenge prowess with a less pretentious version of Coach's semi-religious tai chi vibe. He just looks like a great character.

Can someone give me the rundown on Uncle Cliffy? The vast majority of my NBA knowledge (besides following former Tarheels) comes from Bill Simmons and Jalen Rose and I'd never heard of this guy before Survivor. All I know is he's stupid/crazy enough to go to North Korea with Dennis Rodman, so I'm sufficiently…