I think it was Amanda in Micronesia

Deciding if Allie is attractive or not depends entirely on how you feel about her Reese Witherspoon chin

I know you can get kicked off the show for physically assaulting another player (like Willie Hantz on Big Brother) but I'm not sure what else will get you kicked off like that

Everyone was a dick in All-Stars

HEY! Don't knock Fiji. The Fall of the Four Horsemen was glorious.

I'm rooting for any of ya'll to make it. There needs to be some type of codeword for the person who makes it, something we would all get that you could casually slip in on the air so we would recognize you. If only someone could come up with one…..

@avclub-eee6e49e09ab1c283e2d7689d45a7b4b:disqus Please feel free to picture me as Elisha Cuthbert anytime you like

Literally one of my favorite challenges ever. The enjoyment I receive from challenges is inversely proportional to how well I would actually do in them

Indeed Colton only held his title of "Lamest Survivor Medevac" for two seasons. Shamar had both a more pathetic injury and was more disliked by his tribe. What kinda odds you think I could have gotten for this last year?

Rupert Boneham followed me on Twitter. That is all.

Still not as good as Abi and the Dementor. Let's face it- Abi-Maria was his muse

Biggest Cheerleader is the Survivor equivalent of the Best Sportsmanship trophies they give kids like me at the end of the basketball season. Nothing says you suck like reminding  you how respectful you are towards the kids that don't suck

But if you're gonna make everyone feel included, you would think someone of Phillip's naming prowess could come up with a better name than The Silent One, which quite frankly makes True Grit sound like The Dragonslayer.

Agreed. Laura was going home whether he played his idol or not, meaning that it was essentially wasted.

In Palau they held Final Tribal Council at the challenge after Tom talked Ian out of the game. If Brandon goes seriously crazy and the tribe all agrees to vote him out they can definitely do it on the beach without the formality

Samantha Bee hosting The Daily Show would both excite me and scare the hell out of me.

I'm keeping pop in the attic

But aren't all sitcom characters like that? My favorites are Happy Endings, New Girl, Community, and Parks and Rec and I wouldn't want to be friends with any of those characters (except Troy and Abed, because you know, Troy and Abed). And that's not even getting started on Arrested Development, 30 Rock, or the…

Charlie's Season 2 story arc may be the greatest screw-job a great show has ever given a good character. If it wasn't for Greatest Hits and Not Penny's Boat Charlie would be more hated than Ana-Lucia

If Season 4 wasn't so damn short it'd easily be the best season. The Constant, The Economist, The Shape of Things To Come (best Ben episode ever, sorry MBTC) and a kick-ass finale to top it off.