If there's one thing I miss about Exile Island it's that you actually had to DO SOMETHING to get an idol when they put it on the island. 

I literally doubled over when Philip said that. The editors must have had a group orgasm when they saw those tapes

I'm just waiting with bated breath for Proustian Pus to show up and give us his winning opinions on this thread

Well Jeff made a few references to Samoa during that interview so him referencing the more recent Nicaragua doesn't seem that far-fetched to me

Yes Regis, that's my final answer. I say winner gets 4 votes

Yeah I know she was my Preseason Fan pick too. And with Andrea getting off to a rough start last week I'm starting to think it's a good thing nobody bets actual money on Survivor outcomes

I assumed it was Nicaragua too. As far as I know quitting is the only thing that makes Probst that angry, especially so late in the game and for pretty much no reason

That was an awesome interview. I thought he was talking about Naonka and Purple Kelly, since they actually quit, thus screwing over their alliance. All Leif and Kat did was roll over and play dumb. They really only screwed over themselves

Props to my boy Adam B standing strong at #2. Michael and Cochran may not have been flashy this episode, but slow and steady wins the race.

@avclub-b62a8937e3279853ee5b66cf76558278:disqus Yeah Cirie went to the cool kids in Micronesia because she was terrified of Yau Man and didn't trust Penner, while she honestly had no reason to believe at that time that she couldn't control the votes on the other side. Remember at the time Parvati was only known as a…

I would be more confident in her if she didn't have the athletic grace of a seasick chimpanzee. She makes Sandra look like freakin Gabby Douglas

@avclub-7f7e803ee2d1481fd805f34086a52c37:disqus I would have enjoyed that more if it was a compilation of Bluth chicken impressions, but you still got your point across

The omission of Regina Phalange is quite frankly criminal

It's ok Judge, we still think you're awesome. Hope you had fun at Disney World

This thread is great. I spent all week looking forward to survivor and talking with you guys while ya'll went ahead without me. Where is JudgReinhold anyways? Ya'll really need to figure out that subjective points system because it looks like whoever owns Brandon is gonna lose a lot of points next week

Don't forget  the shark that bit Richard Hatch and was then slaughtered and bitten in revenge

@avclub-ef062084a1c4a3584af1d4f8e514ea50:disqus Glad I'm not the only one whose confused by this. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG GUYS!?!?!?!?!

The last Fans tribe got one of the all-time worst tribal edits on Survivor history. All the Fans we were shown early (Joel, Chet, Kathy, Mikey B) were unlikeable or batshit crazy. The likeable fans like Erik and Alexis were hardly shown at all until after the swap. This season looks like we're off to the same start

I always assumed they made her a hero because she's blonde and pretty and athletic, so she looks like a hero. In reality she betrayed her team both seasons she played so good job on that one Survivor

Did everyone pick faves first or did anyone mix it up?