@avclub-e2461f6b3d76f92152377c26b4516eaf:disqus As long as Jeff Kent's on the jury no way Penner wins. He's gonna be telling all the people at Ponderosa they can't give a million dollars to a returning player. Then everyone's gonna find out he's a baseball player at the reunion and they'll be like 'why the fuck did we…

@avclub-e2461f6b3d76f92152377c26b4516eaf:disqus As long as Jeff Kent's on the jury no way Penner wins. He's gonna be telling all the people at Ponderosa they can't give a million dollars to a returning player. Then everyone's gonna find out he's a baseball player at the reunion and they'll be like 'why the fuck did we…

That's what makes Abi so amazing; she's not playing a part, she really is this crazy and needy

That's what makes Abi so amazing; she's not playing a part, she really is this crazy and needy

She really is Philip 2.0 and since they expanded to final 3 there's always been at least one goat in the finals. The only season I can think of where all 3 players recieved votes is China, everyone else someone has dragged a zero vote sinkhole to the final

She really is Philip 2.0 and since they expanded to final 3 there's always been at least one goat in the finals. The only season I can think of where all 3 players recieved votes is China, everyone else someone has dragged a zero vote sinkhole to the final

Yeah this cast is amazing, best since China. The only other season between these two that really approaches this level is Tocantins, which didn't have as deep a cast but had JT (before he got stupid), Coach (before he got insufferable), Stephen (crazy underrated), and Tyson (absolutely hilarious)

Yeah this cast is amazing, best since China. The only other season between these two that really approaches this level is Tocantins, which didn't have as deep a cast but had JT (before he got stupid), Coach (before he got insufferable), Stephen (crazy underrated), and Tyson (absolutely hilarious)

Man that was fantastic. However many years later I can still remember the giant smile disappearing from Edgardo's face when he started getting votes. If the rest of the season wasn't so shitty I'm sure this would be better remembered

Man that was fantastic. However many years later I can still remember the giant smile disappearing from Edgardo's face when he started getting votes. If the rest of the season wasn't so shitty I'm sure this would be better remembered

I feel like if I continue this thread it's gonna end up somewhere that will get me banned from the AVClub comment boards forever and possibly placed on some sort of government watchlist. So I'm gonna stop it here and leave the rest to my very active imagination

I feel like if I continue this thread it's gonna end up somewhere that will get me banned from the AVClub comment boards forever and possibly placed on some sort of government watchlist. So I'm gonna stop it here and leave the rest to my very active imagination

It was definitely Candice first and then Penner was like "oh shit my only ally is gone" and then he jumped too. Of course she wasn't really as close to him as he thought. Penner really is a shitty judge of character.

It was definitely Candice first and then Penner was like "oh shit my only ally is gone" and then he jumped too. Of course she wasn't really as close to him as he thought. Penner really is a shitty judge of character.

I'm personally more excited about the possibilities of an RC/Abi fem-slash pairing

I'm personally more excited about the possibilities of an RC/Abi fem-slash pairing

I think he was talking about the six getting together and voting out Pete but I could be wrong

I think he was talking about the six getting together and voting out Pete but I could be wrong

wooden guy. You know, the one whose face looks like a turd

wooden guy. You know, the one whose face looks like a turd