At least they comment on dead runabouts and can actually replace them. Voyager was just… aw, fuck it. We need some drama. So destroying this irreplaceable shuttle, of which there should be only two, will do the trick. Repeat ad infinitum.

I'm straight as an arrow, but I still would. Just thought I'd share that. 

I'm straight as an arrow, but I still would. Just thought I'd share that. 

Shit is about to get real.

Shit is about to get real.

I occasionally drop in on these reviews at random, even though I don't watch. Mostly because I know what I read is going to BLOW MY MIND. This review did not disappoint. 

I occasionally drop in on these reviews at random, even though I don't watch. Mostly because I know what I read is going to BLOW MY MIND. This review did not disappoint. 

I believe this was implied. Yes.

I believe this was implied. Yes.

You spelt 'Bloody immigrants' wrong. 

You spelt 'Bloody immigrants' wrong. 

I used to work in a video rental story. We had a small adult video section, including a Blair Witch softcore parody. I, ahem, borrowed it one night as I was back in the next day. It was bloody funny. And I shit you not, had a guy in a gorilla suit stalking them through the woods. Porn is mental. 

I used to work in a video rental story. We had a small adult video section, including a Blair Witch softcore parody. I, ahem, borrowed it one night as I was back in the next day. It was bloody funny. And I shit you not, had a guy in a gorilla suit stalking them through the woods. Porn is mental. 

Plausible story?! Its about a fucking ghost witch who hunts three student film makers through the forest. What are you talking about!?

Plausible story?! Its about a fucking ghost witch who hunts three student film makers through the forest. What are you talking about!?

KHALESSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIII!!!

KHALESSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIII!!!

No, no, that was "Jesus" as in, "Jesus Christ this is a conversation I'm having." 

No, no, that was "Jesus" as in, "Jesus Christ this is a conversation I'm having." 

Fuel of the internet; porn and Star Wars nerd rage!