Fuel of the internet; porn and Star Wars nerd rage! 

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I don't.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I don't.

Hold onto your butts… tomorrow's NOVEMBER! 

Hold onto your butts… tomorrow's NOVEMBER! 

Counterpoint; who gives a shit? Everything still exists. Just pick and choose what you want to consider "canon". And if things you like are inconsistent, invent a parallel universe in your tiny little mind. Its sci-fi after all. There. I solved your existential Star Wars conflict. You're welcome. Jesus.

Counterpoint; who gives a shit? Everything still exists. Just pick and choose what you want to consider "canon". And if things you like are inconsistent, invent a parallel universe in your tiny little mind. Its sci-fi after all. There. I solved your existential Star Wars conflict. You're welcome. Jesus.

No-one that matters. We stand corrected. 

No-one that matters. We stand corrected. 

As a huge fan of continuity in stories, in that people remember things that happened to them, are changed and grow from said experiences and therefore all narrative forms should be governed by some kind of canon, so that a coherent story can be told… I find this batshit insane.

As a huge fan of continuity in stories, in that people remember things that happened to them, are changed and grow from said experiences and therefore all narrative forms should be governed by some kind of canon, so that a coherent story can be told… I find this batshit insane.

Everyone shut the fuck up about original theatrical release editions. I'm going to kill you all.

Everyone shut the fuck up about original theatrical release editions. I'm going to kill you all.

Coming to a city near you… your drowning! Directed by God/man made climate change. 

Coming to a city near you… your drowning! Directed by God/man made climate change. 

Happy April Fools day everyone!

Happy April Fools day everyone!

I wanted Miles to be all; "Yeah, they're Irish. We get it." But alas, no.

I wanted Miles to be all; "Yeah, they're Irish. We get it." But alas, no.

Eh, it was alright. Not the strongest hour, but decent. The only part that really annoyed me was the hip flask. Honestly, that fuckin' thing wouldn't stop a bullet! When the Simpson's builds a whole scene around a ridiculous concept like this, I wouldn't use it in a supposedly dramatic scene.